November 2008 Weddings
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Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
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Thank you.
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Re: FF
Dear childcare lady: thank you for offering me a job! However, it sucks that Evan is too young for your daycare so I'd have to leave him elsewhere and pay for it too... darn it!! That doesn't really work for me, does it??
Booo
It's so dumb. It's just one guy, but I just don't think he actually thinks about what he's doing. I also blame the people that sold him the condo because they clearly didn't fill him in on the rules about prohibited times to run appliances. DH is going to talk to him again...problem is, this guy has a really weird schedule and is hardly ever home at a decent time (I'm not really one to handle this...knowing me being all pg and pissed I'd probably be a total b!tch). After he talks to him, and if it still goes on, we'll have to contact the condo assoc.
Dear universe - please stop sending colds and flu to my house. It can't be run by one of us alone! Please help J get better soon. I am exhausted.
Dear AF, F you and the horse you rode in on.
Dear assistant, chasing me down as I go into the ladies' room because you just have to tell me something right then is not only rude, it's creepy.
Dear manager: Thank you for waiting until the absolute last minute to cancel our meeting. AND not only waiting till the last minute but not even announcing it to everyone, but letting one person know and have the rumor spread. WTF!? You know everyone DREADS this meeting -- it's ridiculously long and the same thing is covered every single time. There is no reason for it to be a monthly meeting anyway.
Dear AF: Fvck off! I hate you so much! Last month you about killed me -- I couldn't eat for 3 days without puking. Not to mention major cramps, headaches, and complete fatigue. Now, you're back again with the same vengence -- wtf is your issue? Oh and btw, when you do let me grab a small bite, I don't apprecaite it only being chocolate. Can I have some real food please???
I've been waiting for this one
Dear you know who, thanks for blasting our flight info on a public forum. Next time why don't you rent a big blinky sign and put it in front of our house saying the occupants won't be home for another day. Oh and while you are at it how about you not go bat sh!t crazy on our friend who had all the information she needed to take care of the house while we were gone along with our flight info to pick us up at the airport. Kitten this wasn't my first rodeo I know how to take care of things when I go on vacation and especially when I am flying places. Which leads to HOW DARE YOU contact the airlines and try to rearrange flights for us. You have no idea what was going on on our end. Plus also don't you ever tell one of my friends that she isn't a true friend because she wouldn't drive to the city (which is a 6 hour drive with no traffic) to pick us up at midnight. NONE OF THIS CONCERNED YOU SO STAY OUT OF IT. Even your BF knows you were out of line regarding this.
Dear Delta - Let me count the ways you pissed me off. 1. How about you update your departure board. I checked the flight status before I left the house. You said on time well guess what, I couldn't check in at the airport because you delayed the flight by an hour yet everything still said on time. oh and hey when that hour went by you removed the flight from the departures board but guess what you didn't inform anyone that they flight had been pushed back another hour. I also enjoy running from my plane to my next one in JFK. Thanks.
2.) I get that mechanical issues happen but 2? come on! I wasn't upset about spending the first 30 minutes on the plane with no ac and I still wasn't upset about the 5 hour delay in Labrador. I prefer that to an ocean any day of the week. What I do care about is the fact that in the 9 hours you knew of the mechanical issues/delay that you couldn't get our rebooking information printed out for us or you know a hotel and shuttle arranged. I don't appreciate landing at 1030 having to get the run around because you don't have your sh!t together, then when you finally seem like you have it together send us out to catch a cab oh and that's a special cab that no one knows where to find it. Oh and the hotel that you sent us to, we only got a room there because the guy sensed I was about to lose my sh!t in his lobby. He took pity on us since you apparently can't pay your bills to them in a timely fashion. So you may want to thank him since it saved you from getting a phone call at 2 in the foffing morning from me going bsc on you.
3. Thanks for trying to make us pay for our luggage when we arrived the next day to catch our connecting flight home. You may want to thank the worker that caught what was going on and was actually the only Delta worker (other than our flight crew) that was nice to us during this whole ordeal.
Oh and obnoxious Irish family control your child she was - I don't even have words for it. Yep I was the one that told customs that you stole 2 boxes of candy bars from the place that was feeding us. I also have no shame speaking loudly on a boeing 767 that I refuse to sit next to the obnoxious sugar addict and her family as I was standing next to your row. Oh and your welcome for cleaning up after you and those milk gallons that you pulled out of the fridge and left sitting on your table for the whole 5 hours - those were for everyone to drink from not just your cow family.
keyboard-work nicely! u r a PIA and I hateslamming keys to type! (sorry gals) hey! I think it listened!?!?
BM-(not mine) you really p!ssed me off this time-truly... Um-EOW means EOW-not part of a weekend, not whenever the he!! it works for you... Every. other. weekend. period. I really don't like you right now-not that u were ever my BFF.
DH-grow a pair (see above). I did not b!tch to you about this cause you know how I feel
Neighbors-YOU do not ask me last minute to put ad in paper for yard sale. I just had my cc used by God knows who and had to cxl and get a new one reissued! No, you did it before. Do it again... Cause I'm making the farkin' fruit salad and pasta salad which is $$ vs. bringng a dam'd bag o chips.
Self-get on the ball-either you make that 'change' you want to do or shut up and stop complaining. You do like what U do mostofthetime (f'in keyboard!)
and Lauren's neghbrs-Knock it the bleep offff. You've got me ticked off now.
Dear Back: If you don't stop hurting, I'm going to....I don't know what, but it won't be good.
Dear Hunter: I love you so much buddy. So why must you punish me by BITING ME. ALL THE TIME. I get that your teeth hurt. Its why I give you those delicious teething tablets. Please stop biting me, unless your real name is Hunter Cullen.
DH: Please stop telling everyone how you are soooo tired with the new baby. When she cries in the middle of the night, yes it wakes you. Then you roll over and go back to sleep while I get up, change her, feed her and get her back to sleep. Not quite the same thing. And fwiw, I also work. Yes, its part time and its from home, but you try to get anything done with a crying baby who wants to eat every couple of hours, not easy mister. And yes, the house is a mess. I AM here all day. Again, here with a baby and working. That doesnt leave a lot of time for anything else. I am doing the best I can. (I might just have that sentence tatooed to my forehead).