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Dear Community,
Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
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Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Corny/cute jokes
Give me your best/cutest/corniest jokes! I'm bored... 
Re: Corny/cute jokes
I had to google this one to remember the exact wording, but...
As you know, Gandhi was a spiritual man. He also went on many hunger strikes, which left him weak and gave him bad breath. He usually walked without shoes, leaving his feet quite rough.
Or, to put it another way, he was a super-calloused fragile mystic vexed by halitosis.
Where did the general keep his armies?
In his sleevies!
What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?
Dam
I love this kind of joke!
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk!
What's green and has wheels?
Grass, I was just kidding about the wheels.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick!
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Damn, where's my tractor?
What's brown and sits on the toilet?
A girl scout doing her duty!
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