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I hate

commercials in which obnoxious children attempt to explain simple concepts to their stupid parents.  See the ATT the internet is "an invisible cord, Daaaaaad" and  BMW's "it's pre-owned; that's why it has 20,000 miles, Moooom" ones.  Are moronic parents funny?
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  • I hate Flo from Progressive commercials with the fire of a thousand suns.
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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • Does that mean you also hate the "I'm a PC and I'm 4 and a half" girl?  That's just not possible.  She is just too cute.  :-)

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  • imageCaliopeSpidrman:
    I hate Flo from Progressive commercials with the fire of a thousand suns.

    Whaaa? I have a girl crush on her. Small one.

     

    Fallin, that also applies to the "idiot husband" commercials. "I know the pizza guy was here because there's mud all over the carpet!"

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    I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
  • just as bad as the "stupid incompentent husband" ones.
  • "But they're not cookies, Mother. Newtons are fruit and cake."
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    "The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab

    Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman
  • Who watches commercials anymore? I hate pooping at work.
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  • My H always gets pissed when commercials depict stupid men (primarily beer commercials).

    Apparently condescension is a big marketing tool.

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  • imageVinny2008:

    Apparently condescension is a big marketing tool.

    I believe 90% of the women's magazine industry is based on it.

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    "The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab

    Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman
  • I hated that Doritos commercial during the Super Bowl where the little kid slapped his mother's date.  Know-it-all, obnoxious kids must move product.
  • imageBobLoblaw:

    imageCaliopeSpidrman:
    I hate Flo from Progressive commercials with the fire of a thousand suns.

    Whaaa? I have a girl crush on her. Small one.

    Listen, I hope we can work past this.  I don't want to break up.

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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • PSA:  Do not search Google Images for "Flo Progressive commercials" if you're at work.  You will get female full frontal nudity as one of the hits.Embarrassed
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  • my H likes Flo for some weird reason.  She is like nails on a chalkboard to me.

     

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  • wow. not just nude but nude and urinating

  • I like Flo and her snarky perkiness.
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    "The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab

    Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman
  • imageKayRI:
    I hated that Doritos commercial during the Super Bowl where the little kid slapped his mother's date.  Know-it-all, obnoxious kids must move product.

    I HATED that commercial for McCormicks or some spice brand where the little kid goes up to his sister's high chair and is all "Pepper, madam? Madam?" in this annoying french accent. GAH.

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    Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
  • Have you seen Sarah Haskin's doofy husbands bit? Reminds me of that.

    http://current.com/shows/infomania/90569059_sarah-haskins-in-target-women-doofy-husbands.htm  

     

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  • I like Flo.  I think she's funny and perky.

    I hate the lady on the Stanley Steamer commercials who screams at her dog, "Toby" to stop wiping his asss on the carpet.  Way to overreact. 

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  • Will really likes the Progressive commercial where Flo says, "That's cold." Every time, without fail, he turns to me or Lorne and says, "Mommy (or Daddy), she say that's cold!" and laughs hysterically.

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  • The part where Flo yells "Unicorns and Gitter" cracks me up.
  • imagenoisy_penguin:
    Will really likes the Progressive commercial where Flo says, "That's cold." Every time, without fail, he turns to me or Lorne and says, "Mommy (or Daddy), she say that's cold!" and laughs hysterically.

    You canNOT possibly hate her now that you have this image in your head every time a Progressive commercial comes on, right Cali?

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  • I share the same hatred for the children teaching parents a lesson commercials. My least favorite one is this commercial for PAD and the daughter is sitting at the computer and is all "Dad PAD isn't some small thing. This computer says that you're gonna die if you don't take the magic pills. Doctors say that if you don't mix the unicorn poop with the leprechaun eyeballs it could worsen. Your legs will inevitably fall off."

     

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