June 2010 Weddings
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It's time for letters!
Let's get it going.
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It's almost here! Weeeeeeee!
my read shelf:
43/70 books read
Back in June 2010...
Re: Open Letters Thursday
Dear new apartment,
Please be awesome and be an easy move. Please have enough room for all of our stuff!!
K thanks,
your new renter
Dear Renters,
Please be good tenants and not give me any problems.
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Dear Today,
Please go quickly. I am in no mood for you. I need the weekend, this week has been killer.
Hugs and Kisses,
B
Dear Facebook Friends/Ohio Residents/ESPN Analysts,
I hate to break it to you but it really does not matter where LeBron goes. Call me crazy but I think the world will still continue to turn even if he leaves Cleveland. The constant status updates/debates/non-stop coverage is driving me batty, give it a rest. You will know when he says so chill.
Sincerely,
Sports Fan who is fed up with the shenanigans
Dear Coworker-
You suck.
Love, me
Dear rings-
Please get soldered quickly, I want you back.
Love, your owner
Dear apt maintenance,
Please get out here as soon as you open and fix our AC bc I am dying in here. And I didn't sleep well last night bc of it so I am kinda grumpy this morning.
Dear week,
Please be over soon, is it Friday yet? H has had an awful week at work and is running on about 7 hrs sleep for the past 3 days. We just need some time to sleep in and be together this weekend.
Dear cold,
Please go away. I am already stressed out and going through a bunch of crapola, I don't need you up in my grill too!
Sniffling,
Hillary
Dear Interviewer,
Please give my husband the job he is interviewing for! He needs a new job for his sanity (and mine)!
Thanks,
Worried Wife
Dear photographer,
Please just e-mail me back on when we'll be able to see our photos! I just want to know a timeline... that way I don't have to keep checking my e-mail so much.
Thanks,
Impatient
Dear sister and brother-in-law,
Everything will be okay. Please do not stress, I'm doing it enough for the 3 of us!
Love,
your little sister
Dear applications,
Please, please, please, could just one of you work out for me?? Please, with sugar and chocolate sauce on top? I'd really, really appreciate it!
Love,
a wonderful employee and candidate
Dear co-worker,
You suck.
Love, me
Dear family and friends,
At a wedding, you typically give the couple some type of gift, or at least write a card. You know, kinda like I did for your wedding/shower/graduation/baby/birthday/whatever. But thanks for coming.
-Me
Please be cheap to fix, I need you in my life I am melting away with out you right now.
Dear Washing machine,
Start working again I treat you so good and you pay me back like this. Please turn out to be something simple to fix.
Thanks your worried owner.
Dear FBD,
I know my hair looks a little crazy since I couldn't get my relaxer and cut yesterday, but I'll do my relaxer at least so I don't look like a giant puff ball. Mkay? BTW, we've got a meeting in the bedroom scheduled for later on today. Don't be late.
Hollaback,
Your FBM
Dear Moppie,
Happy 15th birthday! We are so lucky to have you and I really do hope you are some sort of magical pup who will live forever.
Mama loves you!
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Dear Marisa,
Saw FB- is Moppie a cocker? So adorable! They are so loyal and loving! I grew up with cockers- had a black one that looked just like your Moppie. I have stories that would make you cry, she was so sweet and loyal. Happy BDay to your magical pup
Carter born 5/28/11
BFP 9/27/12 EDD 6/11/13, MC 9wks, no HB
Dear Amber,
Yes! 100% Cocker. Thanks so much! They are great companions.
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Dear Schu,
I miss my rings too.
I hope we both get them back soon!!! :-D
Love, Z-meister
Dear Clients,
If you want to cancel today, I won't object. I'm tired, have lots to do, and don't feel like doing anything with you today. Sorry if I'm abit unfocused! :-D
Love, your therapist Z
Dear God,
A quick hello to say what's up. Can you give me those winning Powerball numbers? I promise to be a good kid and donate a lot and share my wealth... I just hate that I have to work when I could be home enjoying my husband. He can keep his job.
Love, me
Dear Mexican food,
I am so excited to eat you for lunch today. See you in about an hour!
~Enchilada Lover
Dear Coworker
I'm sorry. I didn't realize you had a miscarriage last night and now I feel like a b!tch. I have no clue what you're going through, but stay strong. See you tomorrow.
Schu
Dear nobs,
I
you. Mucho vibes lady.
xoxoxoxoxo,
Da jaybers
Dear long hair,
Get ready to meet your maker. Hair cut on Saturday. mwahahahahah
Rubbing hands together with glee in that Dr. Evil kind of way,
JB
Planning Bio - Woefully out of date
Dear husband of my BFF,
You're an idiot and I hope you rot in hell. Your wife tells you she wants a divorce and you get flucked up? Your own children want to LEAVE and be done with you and that means NOTHING to YOU?????? You are a stupid, selfish bastard and I want to de-ball you. I am coming in one week from today for your childrens 11th bday and I am going to have a VERY hard time not strangling you. I don't dislike you. I hate you and I have never hated anyone in my life.
-J
P.S. You better change your story about how we "abandon" you before I get to GA. I am so serious when I say I will make sure you never utter something bad about me again. Idiot.
It's almost here! Weeeeeeee!
my read shelf:
43/70 books read
Back in June 2010...
Dear Ind.,
Why, oh why, would you even try tempting us with a vacation that we CAN'T go on. Well, H can, and I can't, but you know that already. Effing stupid. And, no, he is not going without me, which is really what you want. Sorry.
KS
Dear PW's,
Why is it so important to post asmuchashumanlypossible? What's the goal? Makes no freaking sense.
KS
Dear AT&T,
You suck at life. There. I said it. I love how there is "water damage" aka later described as humidity damage to a phone because we LIVE IN THE NORTHEAST WITH HUMIDITY. Now H has an unworkable phone even though it is less than a year old. Thanks for nothing.
KS
Dear weekend,
I'm glad you're here.
Amanda Williams Photography
Dear Knibs,
If you need back-up let me know.
Smooches,
lca