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My randoms for the day
I woke myself up this morning saying "I can't get that job because I don't have a penis".
Sparked from no penises at Christmas?
I didn't end up eating dinner until 9:30. Why? I made the mistake last night of taking H to look at baby things. He spent 3 hours trying to break everything in the store. If it survived, we registered for it.
My SIL is having a Jack and Jill bachelor/bachelorette party, it is a booze cruise. It is both of their second weddings. Her first wedding was less than 4 years ago. I find this ridiculous.
For less then ten cents a day, you can feed a hungry child.
Re: My randoms for the day
I want to go on a booze cruise.
Last night I had a dream that Jack from Dawson's Creek decided to ungay just for me, and we made out in my parents' garage.
Angie, i imagine you and your husband are like Lucy and Ricky. If you have a redheaded girl you should name her Lucy Ricardo.
I'm on vacation in 3.66 hours.
I was going to go to Babies R Us this afternoon, but am re-considering to give them time to recover from the Poo family's visit.
When Ian drops his sippy cup or bottle from his highchair he says "Uh-oh" and I'm very disappointed I haven't gotten it on video yet.
Another lawyer is trying to move a hearing we have tomorrow afternoon from 2PM to 3:30PM and it's making me insane to think about working that late on a July Friday.
I want to go on a booze cruise too.
I had a sex dream about Tom Brady last night. So random. Although I probably shouldn't call it a sex dream since there was no actual sex involved, I got gypped (jipped?).
Claire Elizabeth 12/31/2011
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"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
I'm on vacation in 4 hours. But, why is it that the roof seems to come down on me during my last day in the office. Gah.
I'm going to AC tonight. I'm going to win big, and blow this popsicle stand, dammit.
Or, just lose a meager amount of money and drink a lot of alcoholic beverages. Either way.
I dreamed that there was a nest of scorpions in my bathroom last night. I blame Fitty.
I've recently taken to listening to a Christian political talk radio station on my lunch break, when NPR is playing classical music. I don't know why I like to make myself angry.
The nerve!
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I had a CN dream last night, kinda. We had some couples over (photo and a few other locals), someone made an amazing salad dressing (wtf?) and I had to get the recipe. Whoever made it said I could have it if I won at charades. It was really close, but I finally won with some people cheating to help me. We were all pretty drunk at this point and Mr M said I could get chickens. I called Fitty to tell her the good news and share the incredible salad dressing recipe. Except right after Seba answered I noticed it was almost midnight, so I hung up.
Sorry Fitty, for drunk dialing you and then not sharing the most wonderful salad dressing recipe ever.
"The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab
Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman
I had a dream I took Will to the beach because Noisy and Dr Pants needed some time alone with the new baby. There was this long ramp under the water that we walked down until Will told me we were deep enough.
Then I started to freak out because I had walked into the ocean with my purse on my shoulder and now my phone was probably ruined and what if they tried to call me!? Apparently it was also Will's first time in the ocean and I felt really guilty for depriving the Pants family of that experience so I tried to take pictures with my phone (which wasn't ruined) and upload them to facebook so they could at least see the pictures but my face was either angry or sad in all of them.
Then I got back to my car and noticed that I had no car seat and freaked out MORE because how the eff had I gotten Will there? In my lap? And even if I HAD, and we got there and back safely like that, Noisy was going to know because the car seat was still in her car.
I got in the car and my mom and my BFF appeared and we started driving back home and the whole time I was half talking to them and half mentally chanting "There is no way this isn't a dream. There is no way you just took Will to the ocean with no car seat."
Then I woke up. THANK GOD. I have never been so happy to be in my own bed in my life. I don't know WTF that was. But I'm sorry I endangered your baby and took away his first trip to the ocean for you, Noisy. Also, he spoke perfect, flawless English. So there was that.
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
"The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab
Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman
Will has totally been to the ocean before.
Though only the Pacific, maybe you took him to the Atlantic.
I'm not really clear on where I took him. Everything was hot pink, though, so I'm guessing either the Jersey shore or Miami.
Also, I was kind of unclear throughout the dream as to whether or not you knew I had him. So, sorry if you didn't.
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
We are going to visit friends this weekend and go to the beach in Charleston. Our new neighbor is watching our dogs because our usual plan fell through. I am a little nervous. Not for our dog, but for our neighbor. Apparently our bassett hound really gave her hell when my H was showing her what to do.
I am also super excited to see the proto type of this crazy complicated invitation that Hezz and I are working on.
I would enjoy a booze cruise not pregnant. But as it stands I will not pay to be sea sick and watch everyone else drink.
Sam, I referred to the baby as Lucy for a while. Short for Lucifer. H disapproved.
For less then ten cents a day, you can feed a hungry child.