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I'm un-internet hip so you may have seen this (no it's not the rainbow dude)

But it makes me laugh. If you refresh it gives you a new recipe.

http://jamesoff.net/site/fun/random-recipe-generator/

 

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Re: I'm un-internet hip so you may have seen this (no it's not the rainbow dude)

  • this sounds like one Mel Gibson could get behind

    Battered Exotic Sauce
    Serves 5

    You will need:

    • 100g iceberg lettuce
    • 5 bananas
    • 20ml exotic sauce
    • 2 chillis
    • 40ml white wine vinegar

    Instructions:

    1. pre-heat the oven to 220 C
    2. put the iceberg lettuce in the saucepan
    3. microwave the iceberg lettuce
    4. slice the bananas
    5. barbeque the chillis
    6. rinse the exotic sauce
    7. eat the iceberg lettuce
    8. mix the exotic sauce in
    9. fry the white wine vinegar
    10. bake for 20 minutes and serve hot
  • So far I'm a fan of the "Pizza-Style Butter" and this one:

    Soy Sauce Pie
    Serves 1
    You will need:
    • 5 sheets of ricepaper
    • 80ml soy sauce
    • 70ml cream
    • 1 cabbages
    Instructions:
    1. fry the cabbages until browned
    2. add the cabbages to the saucepan
    3. whisk the cabbages
    4. barbeque the cream
    5. put the cream in the fridge to set
    6. defrost the soy sauce
    7. flambe the cream
    8. heat the soy sauce
    9. put the soy sauce in the fridge for 2 minutes
    10. rinse the sheets of ricepaper
    11. order out

     

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  • This sounds horrible!

    Butter Compote
    Serves 4
    You will need:
    • 130g pickle
    • 100g butter
    • 100g lard
    • 90g sprouts
    Instructions:
    1. defrost the pickle
    2. discard the sprouts
    3. defrost the butter
    4. add the pickle to the saucepan
    5. fry the lard
    6. go down the pub

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  • Zingy Anchovies And Bananas Soup
    Serves 2
    You will need:
    • 30g anchovies
    • 3 bananas
    Instructions:
    1. pre-heat the oven to 180 C
    2. microwave the bananas
    3. fry the anchovies until browned
    4. bake for 40 minutes and serve hot
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