in the past week, we've learned-
-how to pick the childproof lock off the garbage cupboard
-after breaking into the garbage cupboard, we've learned how to take off our diaper and hide it in the garbage can.
- how to break into the bathroom and stuff wads of toliet paper down the toliet.
oh dear god. FUN TIMES.
last week, we learned how to carry our little footstool over to the dining room table, and use said footstool to stand on top of the table and try and grab the light fixture.
He knows he's being naughty. Each time I've caught him, he gives me what I affectionately refer to as the "shiit eating smile" and then a hug. Little bugger is lucky he's cute.
Re: my kid is a foffing genius
yeah, i've started setting the alarm while we're in the house. For that very reason! I can just picture him climbing the swings et at 2am... It just amazes me the stuff he figures out.. the diaper thing KILLED me though.
I'm going to be naughty and get into the garbage. And then even more naughty by taking off my diaper.. but maybe mommy won't be mad, because i'm throwing it away. Like a big boy!
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton