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Heavy breather OMG

ChristinSChristinS
in Caribbean Nesties
So I'm on the phone with a vendor discussing a contract, he has to find something to send me , so we are sitting on the phone in silence, and dude is MOLESTING me with his breathing. I am freaked out. What is wrong with people? How can you have so little self awareness?
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  • KristenBtobeKristenBtobe
    I hate when people make deep throat clearing horking noises in meetings or on the phone. Or when they eat on the phone. Dude.
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  • wingedbridewingedbride
    your voice must really be turning him on.
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  • salimoosalimoo member
    That's why phones have hold! I also sometimes hum under my breath, but only when I'm on with family or friends. "Doo doo doo, lalala, I know it's here somewhere!"
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  • KristenBtobeKristenBtobe
    Is he yelling about a double rainbooooow as well? If so he might be trippin'.
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  • CaliopeSpidrmanCaliopeSpidrman
    The guy who sits across the aisle and diagonally from me is a heavy breather.  He has no idea how close he comes to getting a stapler to the head every day.
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  • MrsKizdoodleMrsKizdoodle
    My dad is hard of hearing and can't hear himself breathing.  Eating dinner with my parents when there are no other sounds for distraction is painful.  One time my dad really got going with his ribs and I swear he actually growled a little bit.  He had no clue.  :-/
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  • tastyburgertastyburger
    we have one manager that, when we sit in meetings, breathes so loud that you'd swear he was sleeping and snoring, but . . . he's not.  It's the weirdest thing.  He's a bigger guy but not especially obese, so I'm not sure why he breathes so heavily.  It's really distracting!
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  • heyemilinaheyemilina member
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    That's why it's not a good idea to talk to Mel Gibson on the phone. Soon he'll be threatening to kill you.
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  • salimoosalimoo member

    imageMrsKizdoodle:
    My dad is hard of hearing and can't hear himself breathing.  Eating dinner with my parents when there are no other sounds for distraction is painful.  One time my dad really got going with his ribs and I swear he actually growled a little bit.  He had no clue.  :-/

    This made my heart hurt for some reason. I want to give your dad a hug.

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  • MrsKizdoodleMrsKizdoodle
    imagesalimoo:

    This made my heart hurt for some reason. I want to give your dad a hug.

    I know, I feel the same way sometimes.  I know he gets frustrated. 

    The time with the ribs though was actually kind of funny.  My mom was all, "Honey....you're growling."  And my dad was all, "I was?"  Then he laughed.  I guess he realllllly liked his ribs.

    My dad is a pretty big dude, that might have something to do with it.  (Less big now after losing 20 lbs. but still hefty.)  

    Pictorial evidence:  I lub him.

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  • HappyTummy613HappyTummy613
    Christin, perhaps you were on the phone with the killer from Student Bodies.
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  • ChristinSChristinS
    imageHappyTummy613:
    Christin, perhaps you were on the phone with the killer from Student Bodies.
    . Awesome. That was probably it. But was the killer named Sherman? I can't recall now.
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  • CaliopeSpidrmanCaliopeSpidrman
    I was way too sleep deprived to give that movie the proper attention.  I think it needs to be shown at the next GTG.
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  • salimoosalimoo member

    imageCaliopeSpidrman:
    I was way too sleep deprived to give that movie the proper attention.  I think it needs to be shown at the next GTG.

    I definitely fell asleep watching it and woke up to I think Cali and maybe Groomz also napping and Christin watching Steel Magnolias.

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    Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
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