June 2010 Weddings
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Yup
vacation vacation vacation vacation
It's almost here! Weeeeeeee!
my read shelf:
43/70 books read
Back in June 2010...
Re: Open Letters Thursday
Dear BFF's husband,
If I see one sign in you this weekend that you have taken anything other than a vitamin, the poop will hit the fan. I promise you this. I haven't said a word to you yet about the latest bouts of selfishness that you have gleefully brought about but that's because I don't like doing it over the phone.
And let me tell you, if you do ONE thing Friday night at dinner or at bowling for the twins birthday, I will de-ball you right where you stand. You ruined the birthday you share with your wife and I will be damned if I let you ruin the 11th birthday of my favorite nieces. They deserve to have a normal day. If you cannot make that happen, stay the hell home. Grow up, you selfish piece of crap. It's not all about you.
Signed,
Give me a reason
It's almost here! Weeeeeeee!
my read shelf:
43/70 books read
Back in June 2010...
Dear Post Office,
Eff you. You lose my wedding pictures yet all my bills and junk mail seem to find their way to my mailbox? You suck hard.
Sincerely,
Pissed Off
Dear Random Illness that has taken over my body,
Please leave. You have really worn out your welcome. I am sick of feeling sick. Even though I am having a hard time keeping food down, I have not lost any of the honeymoon weight I gained so you are really of no use to me. Get lost.
XOXO,
Britt
Dear kids,
Please be good to me today bc I am really tired. Don't give me any crap.
Thanks,
your teacher
Dear friend,
Please sincerely apologize for the danger you put my sister in on our wedding night and what you did making a complete as$ out of yourself at H parent's house after our wedding.
Thanks,
pissed off wife
Dear Back to School Aisle -
Curse your early existance! We don't go back for over a month! Ok, so maybe I go back in two weeks, but I don't need school supplies to hit volleyballs at my athletes!
Dear Book Club Ladies,
Why the eff did you pick such a long, difficult-to-read book? It's summer and I don't wanna get through it. I will be pretty darn quiet tonight because I'm only 20 pages in.
Sorry,
Girl with other things to do
Dear Hubby,
Can't wait to spend our first weekend at home together finally! Are you sure you don't want to call in sick tomorrow?
XOXO,
Wifey
Dear apartment,
Either pack yourself or convince the weather to cool down so I can pack. It's just painful trying to do everything when it's 90 degrees in here. We only have two weeks left to get it all done.
Love,
your sticky, sweaty renter
Dear kthame,
Sending more vibes, thoughts and prayers your way. Thinking about you, girl. I hope whatever it is gets better. I'm here if you need someone to chat with.
xo,
Concerned Nestie
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Dear wedding photos:
Please be done.
Thanks
Dear people who are getting their photos back:
I'm super jealous.
Love,
Schu
Dear ring:
I miss you, but I'm sure you're going to look amazing.
Love,
The crazy lady who doesn't feel married with out you.
Dear employers,
Please hire me. I'm a fierce worker. Mkay? Thanks!
lca
Dear people,
Hire lca - she is too awesome not to get hired.
K, thx
Dear today,
You sucked major balls. Go away.
Seriously.
Dear P
can u please come in a larger load, cause i am really hated this!
Love B
Dear Self
Stop slacking with everything besides work
Love Beginning to hate myself
Dear Building Manager,
I wonder what it's like to be the heir to the Massengill fortune driving around your douchemobile with your pet doucheasaurus.
I also hope your wedding day ends up being a crap mess. You deserve it.
All my h8,
The Jaybers
Planning Bio - Woefully out of date
Dear Longtime friend,
Stop blaming me and everyone else around you for your messed up life! You put yourself there and regardless of what you keep telling yourself you do have the ability to change. Suck it up and apologize to my mom for getting drunk at my wedding and jacking up her car! It's been over a month already...GEESH!!!
Dear Love of My Life,
Please come home. I miss you so much. I want to kiss you.
Your wife
Dear Boss,
YOU SUCK AT LIFE! You are in no way are capable of running your staff. We run ourselves and you are a waste of a paycheck. Thanks for playing.
Overworked and pissed off.
We ride, never worry 'bout the fall.....I guess thats just the cowbow in us all ~Tim McGraw