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Re: WDYT of this?
That crosses my Prudie McPruderson line.
YES. And not necessarily the OP but when she comes back and explains why he asked her that.
Um, I don't need to know that, thanks.
The nerve!
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I am clutching my pearls right along with you HT and SB.
I am mostly icked out by the fact that the kid heard it. Dude, if your kid can make out what you are saying that well, turn on some music or something. Hey-sus.
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
Eh, did she have much of a choice? I mean, if she was going to tell the story at all people were going to wonder why he was asking how his balls felt.
"The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab
Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman
Ball clap.
I am so uncomfortable.
I'm an idiot. I thought maybe he was having her check for a lump, or something.
Also, weiiiiiiird on the chick who says her daughter throws hissy fits when shes boning her H because the daughter thinks it means she doesn't love her as much, and might have babies that she loves more as a result.
Well, she could have not told the story at all. But, I don't get why people were wondering. People say strange stuff during sex.
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
Way too much of an overshare. I am clutching my pearls with my hat and gloves on. Why would you even tell a story like this?
It just sounds like a joke she decided to turn into a true story, but you never know. But yeah, I was confused as to how anybody would be surprised or shocked by what he was saying. It's not like it' that out there. I'm not into dirty talk myself, but it just didn't strike me as that strange of a thing to be said.
ETA: I also forgot to mention how surprised I was how little attention was given to the poster who talked about her daughter throwing a fit because she thought they were going to make a baby and she wasn't good enough. Seriously.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Am I the only one that found that post foffing hysterical?
ooooook then...I'll be over here, by myself....
I found it hilarious, mostly because of the debate over the balls comment.
"I like the way his balls clap."
"You do? That totally messes up the rhythm for me."
"Well, we talk dirty but balls? He asked how his balls feel? I would DIE!"
"I like balls slapping, esp against my ass, but obviously that would not happen during doggie style."
Yes. Obviously.
Way too much discussion of the finer points of slapping balls.
I am not clutching my pearls over this though - just another thing that seems odd to share on the internet.