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Mike's sweating on the tarmac in Newark, Maggie's sleeping, and Owen's chilling in the swing after a busy day with his cousins.
That Rachel chic from Big Brother bugs the ever living tar out of me.

Ready to rumble.
Re: keep me company
Greetings! It's flippin humid out here on the east coast. Feels like soup.
I just watched Locked Up: Abroad in Tokyo and I still want to slap the chick for being so flippin stupid and entitled. And she seems to have learned nothing from her experience. She decided that it was her mom's fault she smuggled drugs and wound up in prison. Sooooo ... it wasn't that you wanted to show off an expensive car and fancy apartment, like you originally said? Riiiight.
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
I'm procrastinating. Bug's big sleepover bday party is this weekend and I still haven't gotten everything put away from our camping trip. Mr M's birthday is the next weekend and I really need to get off my ass and order his present (the freaky toe shoes). But I'm tired and I just want some fukcing space to myself to do nothing.
"The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab
Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
"The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab
Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman
If you know any place to get deals, I'd love it.
I think they're awesome and I want some, but Mr M likes them too and his birthday comes first. Honestly, I don't think it could hurt his sartorial fashions. The man wears sandals and shorts year round, his concession to snow is when he pulls his socks up to his knees. Don't get me started on the facial hair and his desire for a Flowbee.
Is the Nest being a *** for anyone else?
"The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab
Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman
It's a two-fer!
Here you can see some of the entitled brat's video: http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/series/locked-up-abroad/4734/Overview#tab-Overview
Here's CitySports. Doesn't look like you guys have them out there, but they may have some internets specials: http://www.citysports.com/ and here's their facebook: http://www.facebook.com/home.php#!/CitySports?ref=ts
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
Did I forget to mention Mr M's love of toe socks? I think you've already heard about Portland's lack of elegance from Cali. His employer also encourages looking different*.
Moo, I like the way the Remix looks, but they only have it in red/black. Durn it. I'll have to watch the video later, my laptop is crippled by the shear number of tabs I have open.
*no, his employer is not Hot Topic
"The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab
Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman
OK, just read this on the AP board. 45 carriers? FORTY FIVE?
Do people judge you if your baby carrier doesn't match your oufit? I can't imagine having 45 of any accessory. But I also can't imagine naming my kid Callum or Octavian so my opinion might not count.
Based on the number of purses, shoes, scarves and jewelry I have, I won't judge someone for having a lot of wraps. It's kind of an accessory dude.
My friends and I are having a lake house weekend and I have a RIDICULOUS amount of chicken salad. I think more than our last trip, and we're going to have 2 less people. Oh boy. I LOVE chicken salad, but somehow, after looking at that much of it, it doesn't even sound good to me. I'm hoping this wears off by Friday.
I'm also bringing cole slaw, rotel dip, and hot dogs. And they're bringing food too. So yeah. Chicken salad.
F**k I'm boring.
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
I only have one wrap, but I love it. If I found one on sale, I might buy another one just for variety.
Also, I would like to mark July 21st down as the day I was finally able to get a picture of both of us in which neither of us is making a weird face. Now, if I can just get one of all three of us, we'll be rolling.
Wowza. Your hair is so long and shampoo commercial-y. I"m impressed.
Moo...all my toilet paper to you. Good luck tomorrow! I hope your doctor does not give you any information that will make Mulva call you a trainwreck!
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
I'm torn between my deep love of Mulva and my deep annoyance with the way her reactions to Moo seem to be wandering into Just World territory.
Wow, Ethan is looking a lot like Zane. Buddha looks too refreshed for a new mama.
"The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab
Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman
Rachel on BB has the most annoying voice of anyone I have ever heard. And she looks like a drag queen.
And I agree with J&J, none of the contestants on BB are all the likable this season. But that won't stop be from watching
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton