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DH is NUTS!

We slept with the windows open last night.  Around 4am this morning a skunk sprayed outside our house.  It was AWFUL!!!  The smell came into our room and woke us up.  Here is the conversation that followed....


Art is out of bed

Art: Did you sh!t the bed? - he starts lifting up the blankets checking out the bed.
Me: WHAT?!?!?! Are you sleeping still?
Art: I went outside and didn't see a skunk....you had to sh!t or fart. - then he turned on the lights and starts looking in the bed & at my as$.
Me: Are you serious?.....get your as$ in bed and stop asking such stupid question and NO I wouldn't sh!t the bed. geez!

WTF!!!! Seriously does he think I sh!t the bed in my sleep?  I am not a toddler nor 90 yrs old.  He doesn't remember this conversation at 5:30am. I was sooo mad at him at 4am for asking such STUPID questions.

Re: DH is NUTS!

  • imageBeckF4:

    We slept with the windows open last night.  Around 4am this morning a skunk sprayed outside our house.  It was AWFUL!!!  The smell came into our room and woke us up.  Here is the conversation that followed....


    Art is out of bed

    Art: Did you sh!t the bed? - he starts lifting up the blankets checking out the bed.
    Me: WHAT?!?!?! Are you sleeping still?
    Art: I went outside and didn't see a skunk....you had to sh!t or fart. - then he turned on the lights and starts looking in the bed & at my as$.
    Me: Are you serious?.....get your as$ in bed and stop asking such stupid question and NO I wouldn't sh!t the bed. geez!

    WTF!!!! Seriously does he think I sh!t the bed in my sleep?  I am not a toddler nor 90 yrs old.  He doesn't remember this conversation at 5:30am. I was sooo mad at him at 4am for asking such STUPID questions.

    OMG I am rolling ahahaha 

  • imagestellar77:
    imageBeckF4:

    We slept with the windows open last night.  Around 4am this morning a skunk sprayed outside our house.  It was AWFUL!!!  The smell came into our room and woke us up.  Here is the conversation that followed....


    Art is out of bed

    Art: Did you sh!t the bed? - he starts lifting up the blankets checking out the bed.
    Me: WHAT?!?!?! Are you sleeping still?
    Art: I went outside and didn't see a skunk....you had to sh!t or fart. - then he turned on the lights and starts looking in the bed & at my as$.
    Me: Are you serious?.....get your as$ in bed and stop asking such stupid question and NO I wouldn't sh!t the bed. geez!

    WTF!!!! Seriously does he think I sh!t the bed in my sleep?  I am not a toddler nor 90 yrs old.  He doesn't remember this conversation at 5:30am. I was sooo mad at him at 4am for asking such STUPID questions.

    OMG I am rolling ahahaha 

    This. LMFAO

  • LMAO That's hilarious!
  • muahahhhaaa omg I almost peed on myself!! hhaahahahaha
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  • LMAO!!!! How'd you get back to sleep after being asked if you sh!t yourself?! And why'd it have to be you? Couldn't he have checked himself and his side as well? LoL
  • Oh my gosh.  I am cracking up right now.  Too funny.  Wow!  "did you *** the bed?"  hahahaha.
  • Thats so freak funny!

  • At 4am this morning I didn't see any humor in something so stupid. This afternoon I started laughing about it. Mrs Bunches that's a very good question. Why was it me & not him. Hmmmm He cracks me up with his insanity!
  • Becky I was just making dinner and couldn't stop thinking and grinning. 

    What in the world would possess Art to think your ass could be that foul!!?!?!?! Party!!!

  • imagemamakrystal:
    muahahhhaaa omg I almost peed on myself!! hhaahahahaha

    This...that is so not what I was expecting to read, and I just lost it!  Who asks their wife if they Sh*t the bed!?!?

    Love it!  and love you, Becky!!

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  • imagemamakrystal:
    muahahhhaaa omg I almost peed on myself!! hhaahahahaha

    This. Hilarious! 

  • OMFG!! BWAAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!! That is hilarious and the visual is sooooooooo funny!!!!
  • imagestellar77:

    Becky I was just making dinner and couldn't stop thinking and grinning. 

    What in the world would possess Art to think your ass could be that foul!!?!?!?! Party!!!

    He said it was such an awful smell it had to be worse than a skunk!

  • I just peed a little. That was hilarious!!
  • zach and i are laughing out loud!!! art is hilarious!!!!
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  • Hilarious!  I am laughing like a loon!

    I can just picture Art in his boxers throwing the sheets around!

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  • omg this is hilarious!! hahahah. what a story to come back to after vacay!
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