We slept with the windows open last night. Around 4am this morning a skunk sprayed outside our house. It was AWFUL!!! The smell came into our room and woke us up. Here is the conversation that followed....
Art is out of bed
Art: Did you sh!t the bed? - he starts lifting up the blankets checking out the bed.
Me: WHAT?!?!?! Are you sleeping still?
Art: I went outside and didn't see a skunk....you had to sh!t or fart. - then he turned on the lights and starts looking in the bed & at my as$.
Me: Are you serious?.....get your as$ in bed and stop asking such stupid question and NO I wouldn't sh!t the bed. geez!
WTF!!!! Seriously does he think I sh!t the bed in my sleep? I am not a toddler nor 90 yrs old. He doesn't remember this conversation at 5:30am. I was sooo mad at him at 4am for asking such STUPID questions.
Re: DH is NUTS!
OMG I am rolling ahahaha
This. LMFAO
Thats so freak funny!
Becky I was just making dinner and couldn't stop thinking and grinning.
What in the world would possess Art to think your ass could be that foul!!?!?!?!
This...that is so not what I was expecting to read, and I just lost it! Who asks their wife if they Sh*t the bed!?!?
Love it! and love you, Becky!!
This. Hilarious!
He said it was such an awful smell it had to be worse than a skunk!
Hilarious! I am laughing like a loon!
I can just picture Art in his boxers throwing the sheets around!