May 2010 Weddings
Dear Community,

Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.

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Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.

Spam mail

I'm cleaning out my spam folder for one of my email addresses and it has me cracking up.... some of the lovely email subjects I've received:

Need new boobs?

Meet a lovely Russian woman today.

Save big by eating out!

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Re: Spam mail

  • hAHA our spam filters at work were down for a week! I Get SO Much spam! My favorite was "Even Blonds can look smart with a highschool diploma. Look smart, buy a diploma!!"
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  • Amazing. lol
    I had a really awesome one that read like a trashy romance novel, once.. but I lost it in a tragic computer crash.
  • I had an offer to enlarge my penis size by up to 2X! I thought bout it...but in the fine print it said you had to be male. buzzkill..........
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  • imagestephers_7:
    I had an offer to enlarge my penis size by up to 2X! I thought bout it...but in the fine print it said you had to be male. buzzkill..........

    Hahaha I've gotten that one to

    Two souls but a single thought; Two hearts that beat as one image
  • So this isn't quite spam, but this email got sent to all the on-campus students at my college a couple years ago. I thought it was funny, so I saved it.

    Dear .....
    My name is Ben and I am a 21 year old male seeking some lady to be my pirate wench. She must be comfortable around water, and able to stand long excursions on the open water. Must be willing to live in limited space upon my pirate vessel, and be willing to aid in the work of the crew. While not to worried about looks, I do need a wench who is healthy. Preferably would like someone who can cook well, as the crew is made up of mostly men who lack in the culinary arts. So, if you love adventure and love to travel this is the position for you. If your interested please respond to my email and we can get together at a time convenient for you.

    Thank you very much for your time,
    Ben

    still makes me laugh... pirate wench, really?

  • Aarrrrrgh!!! Wonder if he ever found a saucy wench to shiver his timber?
  • imagestarchik9:

    So this isn't quite spam, but this email got sent to all the on-campus students at my college a couple years ago. I thought it was funny, so I saved it.

    Dear .....
    My name is Ben and I am a 21 year old male seeking some lady to be my pirate wench. She must be comfortable around water, and able to stand long excursions on the open water. Must be willing to live in limited space upon my pirate vessel, and be willing to aid in the work of the crew. While not to worried about looks, I do need a wench who is healthy. Preferably would like someone who can cook well, as the crew is made up of mostly men who lack in the culinary arts. So, if you love adventure and love to travel this is the position for you. If your interested please respond to my email and we can get together at a time convenient for you.

    Thank you very much for your time,
    Ben

    still makes me laugh... pirate wench, really?

    HAHAHA that cracks me up!!

    Two souls but a single thought; Two hearts that beat as one image
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