Open Letters Thursday

Kniblet · July 2010

Write it out.

kmt_cas · July 2010

Dear H,

I am SOOOOO glad we finally have honeymoon plans!!! Yay! And thank you for taking care of most of the logistics I was not a fan of the person I spoke to and didn't want to book through him, that's where you came in! Kick bootie babe!

wifey

Dear bookclub,

I'm excited to be a part of you all tonight! Next time can we pick a "happier" book please. The last one was super depressing.....it's summer! Let's smile!

KMS

MissySue20 · July 2010

Dear H job,

Please leave us alone this weekend and don't call him & make him come into work. I really want to spend some time with him since its been a busy week.

Love,

your wife

hippie4yahweh · July 2010

Dear Knibbles n Bits,

I miss your face. Come back! Share the load w/ us, yeah?

xoxoxoxxxxxx

Vanilla cakester

Dear hoarish a-hole estate attorney,

You will be replaced, immediately. I hate your guts. I hope you're a miserable person.

hh8h8h8h8h8h8h8

Not quite as dumb & not as easy a mark as you thought, hmm?

jujubee455 · July 2010

Dear Co-worker,

Please stop telling me what you think is best for me. Yes I am frustrated with my job, and yes I am definitely wanting to find a new job. But just because I may be offered a particular job somewhere else, doesn't mean I am just going to automatically take it, because its not here. I am not the type of person that does things just to get out of a particular uncomfortable situation. And I know where I want my career to lead, and I am going to take the advice of people who have worked for the government for 15-20+ years over your punk asss, who has been in the government for just as long as I have. Its really annoying and condascending, thank you very much. I think I am intelligent enough to make my own decisions. So don't act like you know what is best for me and then give me attitude when I am defending my choices and thoughts. You have no ambition anyways, so how would you know what is best? Just STFU!!!

Dear H,

Please start communicating better. I would really appreciate it.

Your wife

whitneykaye87 · July 2010

Dear H,

If you really want to write the thank yous for your side of the family and your friends, please figgin do it. Then we can have a super fun birthday weekend for you!

Your Loving (and sometimes impatient) Wifey

Dear hips,

Why do you need all the extra weight I gain? Please share some of the love so 3 pounds doesn't look like 10.

Wanting to wear my skinny jeans

marisaocho · July 2010

Dear Job Market,

Please pick up soon so I can start looking for a new job. I'm ready for a career move and would like to do it soon. Preferably with a nice salary increase too.

Thanks!

Bored Employee who needs a new challenge

lca315girl · July 2010

Dear H, It'd be nice to get a thank you being that I shelled out $220 for you to get a new windshield. I know I was the one that accidentally put the chip in it which caused the 11 inch crack, but hopefully the next time you buy windshield wipers you'll let the people at the auto store put them on and not be such a man about thinking you know what you're doing. Then I won't have to drive in sheeting rain with one wiper flopping around like a limp penis. BTW, you should seriously consider getting insurance that covers your car too, so we won't have to spend a sh*t ton of money if your alternator goes out (those things aren't all that cheap and the price will probably go up since you have a BMW). Mkay pumpkin? Your sometimes under-appreciated wife

kthame · July 2010

Dear H,

I wish you could rest yourself a little bit more. I know work is crazy busy and more work = more money, but I'd like to be selfish this weekend and have you all to myself.

Your loving W.

Dear GE Refrigerator,

It would have been nice if you decided to take a *** before we went to Costco and spent $300+ on groceries. Bastard...

K

ccbean034 · July 2010

dear sprint,

you suck. and your customer service is even worse. i was on the phone with you for an HOUR yesterday just to see if we could upgrade our phones. come to find out, we can upgrade H's but not mine. and we got them at the same time. thats BS.

signed, your less-than-happy customer

KabFrr · July 2010

Dear Potential Jobs,

Please, could just one of you work out for me? I'm really tired of not being in my field...I worked really hard for that degree and I want to put it to use! So if one of you could hire me, that'd be great.

Love,

the best potential teacher ever

Dear H,

You're adorable and I love you...but please don't be so scatterbrained. It just adds to my stress.

Love,

your loving wife

Dear niece,

You are the bestest and the cutest and I can't wait to celebrate your 2nd birthday this weekend! Auntie loves you more than you know!

Love,

Auntie K

Chelsiver · July 2010

Dear rescued kitten,

I'm sorry you have worms. I hope you are feeling better with the medicine the vet gave us. They are really gross and I know we will all be happier when you are better.

Love,

Your mommy

barrelbabe004 · July 2010

Dear self,
Get motivated. You need to pack and you're going to regret it Saturday when you're rushing trying to get everything done!
Sincerely,
Unmotivated

Dear H,
Please be good with us going out tonight. We have zero food in the house since we're leaving for a week and a half and we've had dinner guests over every night this week. I'm kind of sick of cooking!
Love,
Wife who's just ready to be on the HM

abbeylynne06 · July 2010

Dear ladies on my local knot board,

If you're sick of posts looking for vendor recs, stop opening posts titled things like "Know of a good photographer?" or "Looking for a venue!" Directing people to a sticky with 125+ responses, with each listing all of their vendors is not helpful. Who wants to read through all of that? Either answer the question or leave it alone.

Signed,
A little annoyed.

JBs_Bride · July 2010

Dear H,

I PPH you. You are the best husband evar.

Love,
YW

Dear Universe,

Please let us sell this craphole... er... condo quickly for full asking price and let the buying of the new place be easy.

Many thanks,
JB

Dear Knibbykins,

I am mishing you big time. (

Luv,
The Jaybers

ms nobody · July 2010

knibs

come back

nobs

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