Caribbean Nesties
salimoo
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Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
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Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Gross Out Day
First I found a hair in my lunch. Fortunately I found it BEFORE I bit in because I can sort of handle seeing a hair but once it's in my mouth, Puke City USA.
Then i went to the restroom and someone had sprinkled a bit on the seat. But instead of wiping it up, they just dropped a square of TP over it and left it. WHAT GOOD DOES THAT DO!? Do you think there's some sort of cleaning staff that comes around and looks for flags? IT'S YOUR OWN PEE, YOU LAZY FOFFER.
So how about you? Any grossness? Anyone found a sesame seed in their keyboard and eaten it? (KIDDING BUGLE I LOVE YOU)
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
Re: Gross Out Day
My cat went outside, ate grass, and immediately came in and puked. Most of it was pretty chunky (partially digested cat food) but there were some intact pieces of grass in there as well.
We have ants in the kitchen.
I need to get waxed. Real bad.
11/11/11 = 5 years. Woah!
Our bathrooms are the nastiest nasty that ever was. I found out yesterday that the reason the toilets clog with such frequency is because PEOPLE EAT IN THE BATHROOM! And, not only do they dine amongst the filth, they then flush their trash - yogurt cups and the like. SERIOUSLY?
What is wrong with people.
Finally, someone groomz and HT can hate more than pon flushers!
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
This did not happen today, but my dog once pooped, ate it, vomited it up (on our bed!) and then proceeded to eat it again (until my frantic screaming and waving my arms at her stopped it).
She may look cute in my sig picture but she is truly the devil sometimes.
We had to kick the cats out of the bedroom because on more than one ocassion, I was headed to bed only to find a pile of poop or puke on the bed (one of our cats is frequently sick...not the one that puked today. That was a special treat). My cats are very special needs.
11/11/11 = 5 years. Woah!
Do your cats work with Punky?
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
Mabel will regularly eat her vomit. She doesn't eat her own poo. She eats the poo of other animals though - she really seems to enjoy goose poo.
No. Flushing yogurt cups requires far more energy than they like to exert on any given day.
11/11/11 = 5 years. Woah!
Man, so does Linus. I have approximately 3 seconds from when he notices it to when he is rolling in it to pull him away. I live on a peninsula, so this is a common occurrence.
For less then ten cents a day, you can feed a hungry child.
I might win this category. I spent the morning inspecting newly installed windows at a public housing apartment building and I can't even begin to tell you how gross some of those apartments are. The worst was dirrrrrty undies scattered all over the floor. And the smells...oh the horror. I feel stinky and dirty and I can't go home and shower until 5:00. Going there makes me feel tremendously happy I can function normally in society. Some of those people...wow...just wow.