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Groomz goes on a dream date. Jimmy stays home.
So the way this festival works is, we rent some movie theatres out, show films that were submitted and approved for the festival, and run our own show. So I arrange for managers, ushers and box office folks. This is probably not important to the story, but I already typed it out, so there you are. Stop looking at me like that.
So on Saturday, I was wearing a red shirt and glasses. My box office guy was also wearing a red shirt and glasses. Some random guy walked up to one of our ushers and handed her a piece of paper and said 'please give this to the hot volunteer with a red shirt and glasses.'
My box office guy was not hot. Well, hot is a relative term. My box office is not my type. Anyway, the note went to the box office guy, who ended up going on a date with my secret admirer, only to find out, on the date, that I was the intended recipient of the note.
Poor guy.
3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
Re: Groomz goes on a dream date. Jimmy stays home.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
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If I were a man (or fitty) I'd totally call my penis THE WIZARD - HappyTummy
Poor guys (both of them) got a bum deal. Well, the bad kind.
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Aw, why'd the note sender TELL him?
So mean.
But nice for you to feel lusted after.
"As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
I thought it was mean too. But apparently the note sender mentioned it as soon as he saw box office guy, but they still went on their date. And box office guy had like 2 other dates that same day (film fest is gaytopia) so I didn't feel that bad at all.
Box office guy showed me a picture of Secret admirer, and he was pretty cute. He was no Yeemie, but he still would have made the naice couplink with me.
3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
I would have taken it home and showed Yeemie, and then I would have had it framed and put up over our bar next to the love note that I got from the guy in the Gay Men's Chorus as a reminder to Jimmy and everyone else that I am quite the catch.
3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali