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Industrious Homeless Man Breaks Into Closed Bar, Starts Selling Booze

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Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.

Re: Industrious Homeless Man Breaks Into Closed Bar, Starts Selling Booze

  • That is hilarious!  And that's way better than the homeless guy I saw on the corner who was holding a sign that said "Blah blah blah spare change blah blah". 
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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • That is really funny. That man is far more saavy than the guy I encounter almost daily. He comes on the same train, which roughly comprised of the same people every day and tells the same story about how his friends left him and he doesn't have his wallet...and if someone could just spare $0.82, then he could make it home...and blah blah blah.
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  • Fent stood in Harvard Square with a sign that said "I LOVE COCKLES" (minus the "les") and "I LOVE VAGINA" but she didn't get any money, just her picture taken by a man who said he was from Texas and told her they have whores in Texas, too.
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    Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
  • imagesalimoo:
    Fent stood in Harvard Square with a sign that said "I LOVE COCKLES" (minus the "les") and "I LOVE VAGINA" but she didn't get any money, just her picture taken by a man who said he was from Texas and told her they have whores in Texas, too.

    Fenton has always been a favorite of mine, and that just solidifies it.

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  • imagesalimoo:
    Fent stood in Harvard Square with a sign that said "I LOVE COCKLES" (minus the "les") and "I LOVE VAGINA" but she didn't get any money, just her picture taken by a man who said he was from Texas and told her they have whores in Texas, too.

    OMG I forgot about that guy. And when she held up the "I LOVE VAGINAS" sign I said "Man from Texas isn't gonna like that!" and he said "Texas has lesbians! In Austin!"

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    I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
  • imagesalimoo:
    Fent stood in Harvard Square with a sign that said "I LOVE COCKLES" (minus the "les") and "I LOVE VAGINA" but she didn't get any money, just her picture taken by a man who said he was from Texas and told her they have whores in Texas, too.

    I would much rather see than than all of the posters of half-mutilated animals at an anti-animal testing protest that was going on last time I was in Harvard Square. My stomach still turns thinking about it.

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