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Why do some mountains look like presidents?
Holyshit tears. You have to read the article, then watch at least some of the video. It's the Insane Clown Posse's infomercial for their annual "gathering." Also be sure to check out the MTV liveblog of it.
13:35 Corporal Robinson declares that there are so many big names
wrestling that he isn't even going to try to name them. Then he names
about a dozen more. He also describes something called "flashlight
wrestling," which is apparently wrestling in the dark save for
flashlights in the audience, which sounds both boring and fantastically
dangerous (especially considering the promise that some of the wrestlers
will be drunk).
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
Re: Why do some mountains look like presidents?
I think you might be my soul mate. I have a slight obsession with the craziness of ICP/juggalos- they're really big down on the cape lately and my brother is DATING ONE. I could seriously kiss you for bringing this new video into my life.
Other things you may enjoy:
10th annual gathering of the juggalos informercial:
http://musicblips.dailyradar.com/video/2009_gathering_of_the_juggalos_infomercial/
ICPs "Miracles" video- if you have not seen this, you have not LIVED.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs
and if you have a VILE amount of free time on your hands this is worth a read. The first time through I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe. The videos and all links are hilarious.
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Juggalo
Also funny but in a depressing, "thwhat is the world coming to??" way is this-
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Anabelle_Lotus
WARNING::: Do not click if the thought of an Insane Clown Posse themed infant funeral would upset you.
When you date one, do you have to be one? Where on the Cape? I want to go!
I like when they run out of gas on the "highway."
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
I had to pause it and cackle @ "You KNOW he's got the best diiick jokes!"
I live in West Yarmouth, but a couple weeks ago there was a ruckus in Hyannis. Apparently, ICP tshirts are considering "gang wear" and if you wear one to the mall security will boot you. Juggalos are sort of a "gang" at the high school- their rivals are some kind of wigger rap kids. My brother is a "rapper" (can I just inject that we are not close at ALL, and were raised by different people?) and is dating a juggalette. Its a real Romeo & Juliette situation over here.
I feel better knowing that your brother is not a grown adult. But still! You have one IN YOUR OWN FAMILY. You just got 7500x more fascinating for me. Please stay and discuss Juggalos with me. My grandparents live in Dennis and don't tell me ANY of this stuff.
I am watching the 2009 video right now.
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
Article about the T shirt thing
http://www.capecodonline.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20100623/NEWS/6230327
A group of juggalos also formed a record label called "Hy-Town Records". (Hyannis is actually a village, I don't know why I'm surprised they think its a town) Please enjoy their profile picture- a naked woman covered in dollar bills and huge chunks of weed.
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=106867882666094&ref=search
And their myspace, where you can listen to their songs. Cant Lynch the Grinch was my personal favorite but it seems they took it down. The lyrics were, if I remember correctly "He blew his goo on Cindy Lou Who, he popped his pus in her Christmas guts."
http://www.myspace.com/HyTownRecords
*sigh* No, he is. He's 20. And finished HS last year. He is a grade A unemployed winner who thinks he'll make a living off his "music", which, BTW, is AWFUL. His GF is nice enough, and I thought she was a goth until I saw her with yarn in her hair. Apparently they braid it in? And she has really bad skin which I assume is a side effect of coating your face in grease paint while having a mini mosh pit around a campfire in your back yard while your parents gaze on disapprovingly.
Gould did not buy the shirt, he said, as an endorsement of the violence often associated with the Clown Posse, which has drawn attacks over what critics perceive as violent and vulgar song lyrics.
THE CLOWN POSSE. Tears. TEARS. Bless you for bringing this to me.
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
That story made the FRONT PAGE of the paper.
At the age of 18 I would have rather died than be pictured on the front of the local paper with my mom basically hugging me.
In the comments, if this guy is joking, I love him, and if he's not, I love him even more.
"Zack Spiker
Valid point, but 24 good juggle-os cannt get my grammar school friend's cousin's toe back. That would take a miracle. Also they make hockey uniforms but don't have a team. Shaggy was a lot more fun when he sang about girls and getting caught cheating on floor of his bathroom, and about how you cannt prove it was him. Besides "down with the sickness" is a terrible song. You cannt convince me otherwise."
I, too, agree with Mr. Spiken. They are terrible clowns.
ICP shouldn't have fans. They aren't good clowns, I've never once seen the old bucket-of-confetti-you-think-is-water-trick.
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
NSFW/L picture halfway down on the right, but the glade plug in commercial should give you a laugh
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Fuckin_Magnets
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
Have you seen their first movie, Big Money Hustlas?
"Sugar Bear (Shaggy 2 Dope), a streetwise detective from San Francisco, is brought to New York City by its chief of police (John G. Brennan) to take down Big Baby Sweets (Violent J), a notorious crime lord who controls the entirety of the city's criminal underworld. With the help of Officer Harry Cox (Harland Williams), a wildly inept patrolman, as well as some timely assistance by Dolemite (Rudy Ray Moore), Sugar Bear sets off to bring down Sweets' evil empire. This task is made difficult by Sweets' entourage: his ineffectual right-hand men Big Stank (Jamie Madrox) and Lil' Poot (Monoxide Child), his personal security ninja Hack Benjamin (Robert Bruce), a pair of stealthy Magic Ninjas, and Cactus Sac (Mick Foley)."
I have not laughed this hard in a long, long time. Holyshit. It just gets better and better.
http://www.cracked.com/blog/learn-your-motherfuckin-science-with-the-icp/
Cracked made a textbook for Juggalos!
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
The "Percentage of Magic up in this Biitch" graph was the best part.
I may or may not have a list of juggalo-isms C&Pd from local juggalos FBs. They include such phrases as "get crispy", "you cartoon chin mahfackoo" and "you got your fruit stained undies on?". I have no idea what any of those things mean, but they are repeated on a fairly regular basis.
"As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse