Caribbean Nesties
Yeah that's right my name's Yauch!
Dear Community,
Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
So tell me a little bit more about yourself, Caribbean.
How did this board come to be your hangout?
Why do you hang out here?
Primary directive of the board (if any)?
Turn ons? Turn offs?
Yeah that's right my name's Yauch!
Re: So tell me a little bit more about yourself, Caribbean.
How did this board come to be your hangout?
KnotAnni(e) loaded us onto a barge and pushed us out to sea because she couldn't handle her love for us. She thinks we died in a storm. JOKE'S ON YOU, ANNI(E)!!!!
Why do you hang out here?
Afternoon delight. Cocktails and moonlit nights. That dreamy look in your eye. The usual.
Primary directive of the board (if any)?
We're the prayer circle of The Nest.
Turn ons? Turn offs?
Styrofoam. To both questions.
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
Where's groomz? i'd like him to tell the story of our conception. i love Groomz story hour
We hang out here because our former home on the Knot became a technical mess and an eyesore to post on.
No directive that I'm aware of.
Turn ons: weiners, drama and humour
Turn offs: bertolli hating sluts and women who wear green lamee as wedding dresses.
How did this board come to be your hangout?
The old NEY people were the only ones who ever flamed me properly.* It kind of backfired since we're all kumbaya BFFs now, but that's what drew me into this sisterhood.
Why do you hang out here?
To distract myself from murderous urges at work. Also, I like pissing off Winged by saying how bored I am with this place.
Primary directive of the board (if any)?
This is debatable.
Turn ons?
*see above: Being called a douche. Political arguments. Earth-shattering exposes on long-time posters and the ensuing board wars.
Turn offs?
Vibez requests. Babies. Sincere people. Feelings.
"As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
How did this board come to be your hangout? Did you ever see Castaway?
Why do you hang out here? Did you ever see Shawshenk Redemption?
Primary directive of the board (if an any)? Did you ever see War Games?
Turn ons? Turn offs? Did you ever see Eyes Wide Shut?
I just got wet.
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
Come sit by me a spell, and I'll tell you the story of the Carribbean.
Many years ago, there was Chad, the creater of the Weddings, the Knot, and the internets. Chad would spend his days and nights stuttertyping the lyrics of songs on a board called Advice From Brides, which he invented. Chad was lonely, so he decided to create new boards and people to post things on these boards. And it was good. Except for Reno.
Eventually, Chad faded away, and people stopped believing in him, so he had to reemerge. Fallin, unbeknowst to herself, or anyone around her, gave birth to the second coming of Chad, and he was BSC, as all prophets are (or are percieved to be). This was a scary and confusing time for all of us, but luckily, Carole was on hand to show us the way with tales of her bird-eating dogmonster and her wall of love.
During these times, the world was divided in two parts, AFB, and NEY. Occasionally, these great nations would attack each other, and on some occasions, they would don pirate hats and work together to destroy other, less fun civilizations. Both were strong, and equally powerful, but their days as indepenent forces were numbered.
Eventually, Chad was driven away or he became the god of fonts or something. Nobody really knows. Without Chad to show us the way and give Fenton someone to p-p-p-pray to, we were lost. Eventually, paganism and chalupa ads inspired a new way of life for those left behind, and Elfstergate would be born. This was a wonderful time of year when idiots from Florida could become posessed by demons and spout harsh words until she would be overcome with a baby that drank her until she died.
Elfstergate was, in the end, a great war which saught to divide these great nations forever, but instead, brought the two together, when a final sign of peace, a welcome mat topped with poo, joined these boards forever.
Then some moron decided to change the name of the board to Snarky Brides, and Knot Monkeytard broke the knot forever, so we came to the Nest, but Knotzi Anni is not a fan of humor, so we were exiled from national boards and were sent to the Carribbean, where we have been waiting patiently for an opportunity to rejoin civilization.
My turn ons are latex gloves and doritos. My turn offs are papercuts and shoelaces.
3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton