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Dear Community,

Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.

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Groomz

Will you make up stories and tell them to my hypothetical children so I can creep on you in the hallway and listen to your glorious tales of yore? I'll have giant latex gloves filled with doritos. Kthxbai. EWCM.

Re: Groomz

  • Ummm, you're a complete stranger, and I'm creeped out by your insinuation that I'll put my life and privacy in danger by entering your home, and it worries me that you would let me into your home and leave me with your children, when you probably know that I eat babies.

    So, in short, my answer is hellz to the yeah.

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    3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
    Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
    I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
    It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
  • Fantastic. Oh and what's your favorite dorito flavor?
  • I'm pretty much a naturalist.  I like my doritos to taste like doritos.  Original flavor.  I don't like my potato chips to taste like a hamburger, I don't like my doritos to taste like a tacos.  If I wanted a taco, I'd buy a taco.  Please send me Vibezzz.

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    3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
    Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
    I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
    It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
  • groomz definitely doesn't want a taco
  • imagewingedbride:
    groomz definitely doesn't want a taco

    *giggle*

    But....how about a Choco Taco?  Hmmm.  :-)

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  • imageGroomzMcFinehiney:

    I'm pretty much a naturalist.  I like my doritos to taste like doritos.  Original flavor.  I don't like my potato chips to taste like a hamburger, I don't like my doritos to taste like a tacos.  If I wanted a taco, I'd buy a taco.  Please send me Vibezzz.

    WHERE WAS THIS ATTITUDE WHEN YOU OPENED MY BAG OF EXPIRED TACOS AT MIDNIGHT THAT BETHIE BOUGHT SPECIALLY FOR ME BEFORE MIDNIGHT!?

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    Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
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