so naive... (warning: adult viewing only)

zora51 · July 2010

***I just accidentally posted this on my local where I've only known the girls for a month... ACH! It wouldnt let me delete it so I edited it but I think a few already saw it. DAMMN I don't wanna scare them [yet]!!***

hehehe

reading on S&R (it's one of my bored time boards) and some of those broads are soooo naive! Oh my husband won't look at porn online if I buy him a subscription to a magazine. Oh I'm uncomfortable with the idea that my husband looks at porn. Seriously? The majority of guys out there look at porn, whether they tell ya or not. And a LOT of porn is super hot! I like looking at it too! (haha TMI i know!) So much is available online now, full-length, whatever fetish you're into, all free. In my opinion, it beats having him spend a bunch of money BUYING the DVDs! Maybe I just hate prudes.. oh well.

lca315girl · July 2010

Did you see the one where the girl preferred giving oral sex than receiving? I about fell out of my chair when I read that. If H offers to give me oral sex, the panties are coming off in 2 seconds flat!

mainemommy · July 2010

Some of the things on there blow my mind, some of those chicks are just stupid. I know we're new to TN, but already Im sick of reading the "We've been married for 2 weeks & our sex life has died" threads. I highly doubt anyone of them got that ring on their finger & their sex life just died.

jujubee455 · July 2010

Well my dear... if you freaked them out, oh well! that would make them prudes, and you know we don't need any of those!! lol... im sure some ppl would agree with you on your local.

Its always better when the real V comes out!!

Has anyone responded yet?

lca315girl · July 2010

mainemommy:
Some of the things on there blow my mind, some of those chicks are just stupid. I know we're new to TN, but already Im sick of reading the "We've been married for 2 weeks & our sex life has died" threads. I highly doubt anyone of them got that ring on their finger & their sex life just died.

Do you remember the girl that posted on our month board about how she was getting married the first week of July and was crying about the weather? She's one of those girls that posted about her sex life being dead. The title of the post says something like "Married for 20 Days and blah blah blah". She's had sex with her now husband 9 months prior to the wedding and thought the bad sex was going to change after they said "I do". Talk about craziness.

whitneykaye87 · July 2010

Silly girls. Didn't anyone tell you that sex is supposed to be like a gagillion times better once you're married? DUUUH!

Seriously, I can't believe how many girls on that board freak out over sex. My favorite part is that none of them discuss it with their husbands!

Also, I absolutely agree with lca. Who would turn that down? Craziness.

eruthora · July 2010

It sounds like I need to check out this board when I need a laugh.

ms nobody · July 2010

i feel like those questions are really predictable. the thing that freaks me out the most about that board is the people who claim to know all kinds of medical information and then rip people apart when they say XYZ that happens to contradict what they think is impossible/untrue. as if these women don't know their own bodies!

of course someone believing their "medical facts" because they yell louder than anyone else takes a special person... srsly. CALL YOUR GYN!

zora51 · July 2010

lca315girl:
Did you see the one where the girl preferred giving oral sex than receiving? I about fell out of my chair when I read that. If H offers to give me oral sex, the panties are coming off in 2 seconds flat!

haha You crack my up lca! And yes, I read that one! And yeah, I'm totally like that too.. but maybe her husband sucks at it?? haha To be honest, I actually didn't like it til I met H. But I realized no guy before that was all that great at it so once I had someone who was actually GOOD (Ok, great), I loved it and welcome it anytime anywhere!

zora51 · July 2010

jujubee455:
Well my dear... if you freaked them out, oh well! that would make them prudes, and you know we don't need any of those!! lol... im sure some ppl would agree with you on your local.

Its always better when the real V comes out!!

Has anyone responded yet?

You're right juju. A few girls responded, they went and found it (I edited and posted that I meant to put it on my anniversary board, and even changed the title then, but a course a few were curious!). Oh, and thanks girl. :-D You're right, I'm not lookin to get all chum chum with prudes, and I spose the real me is better, albeit a tad harder to handle! hahahaha

kthame · July 2010

OMG, I was just on there last week; I about DIED laughing when this chick, who's post was named something like "sooo embarassed" and after reading it, she was mortified that she umm, well, there's no delicate way to say this - she queefed (or as the Aussie's say - fannie farted) after sex. I laughed SOO hard. Had she never heard of this????? LMAO.

lca315girl · July 2010

kthame:
OMG, I was just on there last week; I about DIED laughing when this chick, who's post was named something like "sooo embarassed" and after reading it, she was mortified that she umm, well, there's no delicate way to say this - she queefed (or as the Aussie's say - fannie farted) after sex. I laughed SOO hard. Had she never heard of this????? LMAO.

What killed me about that post was that she called her vagina "hmm hmm" and she has a child!

kthame · July 2010

lca315girl:
kthame:
OMG, I was just on there last week; I about DIED laughing when this chick, who's post was named something like "sooo embarassed" and after reading it, she was mortified that she umm, well, there's no delicate way to say this - she queefed (or as the Aussie's say - fannie farted) after sex. I laughed SOO hard. Had she never heard of this????? LMAO.
What killed me about that post was that she called her vagina "hmm hmm" and she has a child!

YES!!!! That's the first thing that made me laugh and when I continued to read, I damn near died of laughter. Where are these people from?????

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