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FB status

My friends FB status right now says:

Well it's been an eventful morning: two tweaked-out, NAKED meth-heads decided to have a yard sale (in MY yard) with my trash, help themselves to my garden hose for bathing and enemas, and generally galavant around my house (luckily staying outside) while the ATL PD took FOUR calls and 35 minutes to get here, and my vicious guard dog slept. Oh, and they left me a note: "We would like to meet you."  By the time my neighbor called to inform me of the visitors, it was 6:45am (sun shining, people driving and jogging by), and the yard sale was already arranged (they even hung up my clothes in the tree for display!) for the sale. So they were probably here for at least an hour total. TOTAL FAIL on the part of APD. and buster.

 

I am dying at this right now.  I'm sure I should be concerned for my friend, but I just can't stop laughing.

 

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Re: FB status

  • HA!!! A garden hose enema sounds bracing.
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  • She had clothes in her garbage? That they hung from the tree? I'm confused about that. But other than that, the image in my head is totally awesome. The meth heads are merry.

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  • I have never known such enterprising and motivated methheads. A higher class of drug addict in ATL clearly.
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  • imagenoisy_penguin:

    She had clothes in her garbage? That they hung from the tree? I'm confused about that. But other than that, the image in my head is totally awesome. The meth heads are merry.

    She's in the process of moving, so she had a (legitimate) yard sale this past weekend. Apparently she just tossed some of the clothes that didn't sell. 

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  • The best part is that they left a note.
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  • I do hope there are pictures.
  • I would like to not only meet them, but offer them employment.
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  • I can't stop laughing. I love that they left a note too.

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  • imageboxerfan:
    imagenoisy_penguin:

    She had clothes in her garbage? That they hung from the tree? I'm confused about that. But other than that, the image in my head is totally awesome. The meth heads are merry.

    She's in the process of moving, so she had a (legitimate) yard sale this past weekend. Apparently she just tossed some of the clothes that didn't sell. 

    So were the methheads able to sell what your friend could not?

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  • These meth heads sound positively delightful.  And very enterprising.

    They must be out of meth.


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  • They want to be friends! You know where you can meet a best friend? The gathering of Juggolos. Moo knows.
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  • sadly no pictures.  I'm especially torn up about this because all of her old Halloween costumes were included in the trash that they had set up for their "sale".  I bet this was really a thing of beauty.
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  • Gold!

    You know what this post needs?  An MS Paint storyboard.

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  • Holy crap. Quite enterprising meth-heads indeed.
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  • I'm sure this was a startling scene and the possibility of getting buttraped is always a risk, but I guess she didn't even consider opening the door and asking them to leave?

    I hope she buys a new hose today!

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  • Moral of the story: don't drink from a garden hose. You never know if a tweaker has used it for a homemade colon cleanse.
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  • Fran just taught Ian how to drink from the hose.  Now I'm skeeved.
  • I always wondered why water out of the hose tasted kinda funny
  • Hobo hiney and lead. Mmm, hose water.
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  • When I was a kid I always loved the way hose water tastes. A) I am now grossed out about that fact and B) perhaps my consumption of hose water has affected me for the worse.
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  • Dude PDX, just imagine how many degrees you'd have by now if you hadn't been a hose drinker.

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  • This story really needs to be shared over on ML.  I don't think it's required all the stories be poop related, and this one is hilarious.
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