My friends FB status right now says:
Well it's been an eventful morning: two tweaked-out, NAKED meth-heads decided to have a yard sale (in MY yard) with my trash, help themselves to my garden hose for bathing and enemas, and generally galavant around my house (luckily staying outside) while the ATL PD took FOUR calls and 35 minutes to get here, and my vicious guard dog slept. Oh, and they left me a note: "We would like to meet you." By the time my neighbor called to inform me of the visitors, it was 6:45am (sun shining, people driving and jogging by), and the yard sale was already arranged (they even hung up my clothes in the tree for display!) for the sale. So they were probably here for at least an hour total. TOTAL FAIL on the part of APD. and buster.
I am dying at this right now. I'm sure I should be concerned for my friend, but I just can't stop laughing.
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She had clothes in her garbage? That they hung from the tree? I'm confused about that. But other than that, the image in my head is totally awesome. The meth heads are merry.
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She's in the process of moving, so she had a (legitimate) yard sale this past weekend. Apparently she just tossed some of the clothes that didn't sell.
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So were the methheads able to sell what your friend could not?
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These meth heads sound positively delightful. And very enterprising.
They must be out of meth.
The nerve!
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I'm sure this was a startling scene and the possibility of getting buttraped is always a risk, but I guess she didn't even consider opening the door and asking them to leave?
I hope she buys a new hose today!
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