June 2010 Weddings
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Back in June 2010...
Re: Open Letters Thursday
Dear apt office,
Screw you for jacking our rent up $350 since we did a 3 month lease. It is causing us not to be able to save any $$$ this month, which sucks bc I want a house soon. The lease thing was the lesser of two evils bc we really are hoping to be able to move back home asap. If that doesn't happen, we need a bigger place & we didn't have time to find something and move before the wedding....ugh. I hate renting!
Sincerely,
your pissed off tenant
Dear potential employers,
Please hire H for a position back in Ohio asap. We are both so sick of this place!
Thanks,
aggravated wife
Jet Blue,
We booked a flight for the two of us for Disney and paid through our debit card. You drew out payment 7 times. You drew it out with a banks name from WI, and caused me (and my credit union) to believe I had become a victim of identity theft. You notified me of your error, and now tell me it will take 7-10 business days to get the $1254.20 you took out. Thanks for freaking me out.
Disgruntled flier
Dear whatever's causing my sons tummy ache,
Please leave the poor child alone. He's spent the last 2 hours throwing up & he's pretty miserable. He would love to play with his sister again. & Im not a fan of you, you know my intense issue with vomit, you know I cant handle it at all and yet you still wish to punish us.
Run your course quickly so my poor sweet little Camden can feel better.
A Mommy trying to hold it together, and make her baby comfortable.
Dear Water in my ears,
Get out!
Hillary
Dear potential jobs,
PLEASE, can one of you call me? Just one for an interview? I would be ecstatic! I want to be in my field more than words can say. I need to start my true career.
Love,
the best teaching candidate eva!
Dear sis,
Sorry I didn't respond to your texts at 11pm last night. H and I were long asleep...him working 7 days a week since our honeymoon leave him exhausted. I'm glad the doggie is okay for now, and I'm sure she'll be fine later too. As for our crazy cousin....well, we all know how we feel about that!
Love,
your little sis
Dear H,
I miss not seeing you! I know you're working hard and I love you for it. Just take it easy and I'll see you at some point this week...I think Saturday morning?
Love,
your lonely wife
Dear each parent of clients,
Your child is NOT my only client. I have 32. Which means I don't want to know your new schedule the DAY before school starts, I need it NOW. It also means if I see your child at 10am and you're expecting no problem for me to switch it to 4pm, think again! The world does NOT revolve around your family. I'm sick of you believing it does!
Your therapist (at least for another week or 2),
Z-meister
Dear Cheek,
I'm sorry I keep gnawing on you. I'm nervous/stressed. I do it without thinking. You are raw and in pain, and I apologize. Maybe next week will be better!
Yours forever,
The rest of your bod.
Dear DDD,
August 1st is quick approaching. Please give us some respect by giving us our rates back. I'm sick of working for nothing as a professional. You must implement the bill, but honestly, you can't put us with the other therapists but pay us 1/6 of what they're getting?? That would be ludicrous! In return, I'll continue to do a great job. MmK?
Sincerely,
Z-meister therapist.
Dear H,
Please find a job and quickly. I'm not stressing out yet but I will be soon. And I don't want to take it out on you. Stress is not a good color on me.
Thanks,
Your loving Wife
Dear Employers,
Please start posting ads for positions I might be interested in. And I really think it should be a rule that you post salary information so nobody wastes their time.
Thanks,
Bored Worker Bee
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Dear Photographer,
Please finish our pictures soon. I appreciate you got our thank you cards out really quickly but please, please, please get the all done. You said 3 weeks...it has been long past that.
Your anxiously awaiting bride
Dear Those who live in this house,
I am tired of working 60+ hours a week and coming home to a messy house. Remember my Man of Honor's speech @ the wedding - keep the house clean and Brooke will be happy? Remember that. Especially when I am the one cleaning it...I am so tired of your slobiness. And yes you think it is clean but I do not - see the crumbs on the floor - that is NOT a clean house.
Did not sign up for the Maid position Wife
Dear my nurses,
Please do not treat the doctors like crap, respect them and they will respect you...if you have questions please ask. Please do not think you know everything, your ignorance and lack of professionalism are driving me crazy.
Your frustrated, embarrassed boss
Dear employers,
Fuucking hire me for something! I'm about to go crazy!
Thanks,
lca
dear RMV,
please do not be busy when i get there after work today. i would really appreciate it if there wasn't a crazy long wait. i just want to get in, change my name, and get out and i only have 45 minutes to do it until you close.
thanks! a new mrs.
I really wish you get clean all on your own. I get home soo tired from work and then have to attend to you.
Your exhausted owner.
Dear Peeps Who Hire,
Give me an interview, please? Pretty please? With a cherry and whipped cream and nuts and sprinkles?
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Thanks a zillion,
The Jaybers
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