I got domestically abused tonight

ChristinS · July 2010

D and I both got tipsy tonight, and we were having a dirty sock fight. Then the *** threw a dog toy at me and the hard knot part hit me right in the forehead. That HURT. So I freaked out and punched him in the stomach. Now I have a knot on my head, and when I made him feel it, he said it was probably a tumor. Now he's snoring on the couch and I can't decide if I'm pissed or amused. So I guess my question is, should I call the police?

_Fenton · July 2010

If you call the police, I think they'll pick you up for being the one to hit with a fist. You can't catch a case like that if you're a lawyer. I say keep it on the DL.

Novemberrocks · July 2010

I hate to be the one to break it to you, but you just bought yourself a nice piece of land in Divorceville.

KristenBtobe · July 2010

I don't care what they say, you do belong on ML.

VickiSept2006 · July 2010

I saw an episode of Cops once where a woman called the police because her husband threw a hamburger at her husband. I don't think anyone was charged. Point of the story? Throw meat.

ChristinS · July 2010

KristenBtobe:
I don't care what they say, you do belong on ML.

......

wingedbride · July 2010

the first time my ex "hit" me, he threw broccoli at my head. i had to pick little broccoli pieces out of my hair at a friend's house. i find it hilarious now

modb1rd · July 2010

Novemberrocks:
I hate to be the one to break it to you, but you just bought yourself a nice piece of land in Divorceville.

and you paid all cash with no contingencies.

ChristinS · July 2010

wingedbride:
the first time my ex "hit" me, he threw broccoli at my head. i had to pick little broccoli pieces out of my hair at a friend's house. i find it hilarious now

I know that's not funny, but the visual has me cracking up.

lindsayll · July 2010

I've been known to throw shoes at my husband when he withholds french fries...while drunk at 2 am. But I also buy him nice things. I like to keep him guessing.

VickiSept2006 · July 2010

Me too. For some reason, I was picturing as being a whole bunch of uncooked broccoli, stems and all. Then I realized it was probably cooked broccoli, which is less funny, but more messy. And squishy.

Novemberrocks · July 2010

modb1rd:
Novemberrocks:
I hate to be the one to break it to you, but you just bought yourself a nice piece of land in Divorceville.

and you paid all cash with no contingencies.

Too soon, Mod. Too soon.

modb1rd · July 2010

what? you wanted that property too? j/k i know i am being mean.

wingedbride · July 2010

VickiSept2006:
Me too. For some reason, I was picturing as being a whole bunch of uncooked broccoli, stems and all. Then I realized it was probably cooked broccoli, which is less funny, but more messy. And squishy.

no, it was a bunch of raw, you were right. it actually hurt, cooked would have felt better

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