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Way too much sexy TMI

So my husband is doing his best to put a baby in me and we've had a number of "we should do it today, the timing's right" hookups....So this Sunday I was in the middle of something else, but gave into his advances.  So he finishes and stops I'm like, "Well keep going for awhile if you can," and he's like, "Why?"

WHY.

I was all like, NEVERMIND, EFF YOU!!!
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"As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse

Re: Way too much sexy TMI

  • wow, i didn't realize you were already trying.
  • Oh I'm still secretly taking emergency contraception afterwards, don't worry!

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    "As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
  • Are you married to Lyse?

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    The nerve!
    House | Blog
  • see, fenton, i can never e=tell if you are serious or joking.

    and holy crap SB, you have been on lately

  • I don't think I understand this story because I'm dum.
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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • I think this post is Fent's way of telling us she is pregnant.
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    If I were a man (or fitty) I'd totally call my penis THE WIZARD - HappyTummy
  • imageCaliopeSpidrman:
    I don't think I understand this story because I'm dum.

    Twan was done. Fent was not

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    Book Review Blog

    If I were a man (or fitty) I'd totally call my penis THE WIZARD - HappyTummy
  • imagewingedbride:

    and holy crap SB, you have been on lately

    I aim to please, ma'am.

    Also, this event would make me a seriously unhappy camper.


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    The nerve!
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  • On another note, aren't you allergic to semen?  How are you dealing with that?
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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • imageCaliopeSpidrman:
    On another note, aren't you allergic to semen?  How are you dealing with that?

    i think she's allergic to seamen.

  • It hasn't been too much of a problem.  Description of how is rather graphic, so use your imagination.

    Winged, I haven't taken an actual EC pill, but I have been drinking heavily, so I'm hoping that alcohol kills embryos like it kills germs.

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    "As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
  • imageSarahBethBR:
    imagewingedbride:

    and holy crap SB, you have been on lately

    I aim to please, ma'am.

    unlike Twan, apparently.

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  • So are you not getting wasted with me tomorrow or what. I already shudder to think how this baby will affect our relationship.
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  • image_Fenton:

    Winged, I haven't taken an actual EC pill, but I have been drinking heavily, so I'm hoping that alcohol kills embryos like it kills germs.

    um, yeah.  you DO know how many drunk ass biitches get knocked up a year, right?  Crack doesn't work either, I hear.

    I'm excited to hear you guys are actually doing it procreation style nowadays, though.  Maybe mostly to see if your heart grows three sizes or if you'll be the same lovable Grinch as you always are. 

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  • imageChristinS:
    So are you not getting wasted with me tomorrow or what. I already shudder to think how this baby will affect our relationship.

    I don't know what this means.

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    "As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
  • See you should tell him that you are more likely to get pregnant if you have an orgasm too. It's true...the discovery channel told me so.
  • Do you wake up with a thermometer shoved somewhere every morning so he can get your basal temperature?
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  • I'm back to waffling about whether we should actually have kids or not.  I still want to be pregnant though, if that makes any sense.  Perhaps I should see if anybody wants an almost 33 year old fattie as a surrogate instead.
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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • imageCaliopeSpidrman:
    I'm back to waffling about whether we should actually have kids or not.  I still want to be pregnant though, if that makes any sense.  Perhaps I should see if anybody wants an almost 33 year old fattie as a surrogate instead.

    You'll get paid 25k for it.

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    For less then ten cents a day, you can feed a hungry child.
  • You buy cute baby stuff, if that's a consideration. But if you aren't sure I think that's a no. I'm all for people not having kids, that's one less kid I have to vote for in cute baby contests via Facebook.
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  • Dude.  Seriously?  I wonder if I would feel guilty taking 25k from people who can't have a baby on their own.....I guess I could try to soothe my guilt with new shoes.
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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • Plus, you get to have sex with someone else's husband!

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  • imageCaliopeSpidrman:
    Dude.  Seriously?  I wonder if I would feel guilty taking 25k from people who can't have a baby on their own.....I guess I could try to soothe my guilt with new shoes.

     If you're really worried about it, you could just offer them a discount. Maybe a 2 fer 1.

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    11/11/11 = 5 years. Woah!
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