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I hope you're sitting down. Edit: I'm not pregnant you hoars.

SHOCKER.

Bristol re-dumps Levi.

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The hair grows in thick where the horn used to be.

Re: I hope you're sitting down. Edit: I'm not pregnant you hoars.

  • FUKC.
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    I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
  • holy crap. i thought you were going to announce you were pregnant. i don't even know why.
  • imagewingedbride:
    holy crap. i thought you were going to announce you were pregnant. i don't even know why.

    I had the exact same thought.

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  • Oh holy fukc no. WTH, you both know I got the IUD at 6 weeks pp!
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  • imagePDXPhotoGrl:
    Oh holy fukc no. WTH, you both know I got the IUD at 6 weeks pp!

    exactly, which is why I said I don't know why.

  • I thought it too!  Obviously it's because you getting re-knocked up is more likely than those two kids breaking up.  Again.  WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?
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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • now it's getting freaky that we all thought that. are you sure you got an IUD?
  • It was all an IUD dream.

    I think I jumped to that conclusion based on the subject line, and because a friend at work who was pregnant at the same time as me already has a surprise #2 on the way.  They'll be 13 months apart.  Crazy.

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  • I thought the pregnant thing too.

     

  • eeek, 13 months. although my H would be happy with that. we are talking January/February for trying again.
  • A colleague of F's had a baby last year a week after Ian was born.  His wife is now pregnant again. 
  • I thought the same damn thing, ya'll! Now I'm hugging my brand new IUD.
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  • It's like you guys think I'm bad at birth control or something. Embarrassed
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  • I do hope Bristol and Levi can eventually make it work.  I would have bet money that tattooing your girlfriend's name on your ring finger guaranteed a lasting relationship.
  • my older brother had his wedding ring tattooed on for his 3rd wife. He still has the tattoo.
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    If I were a man (or fitty) I'd totally call my penis THE WIZARD - HappyTummy
  • Please dear sweet baby jesus living in a manger in the suburbs of Anchorage that may or may not have been sired by the Lord or Levi Johnson, let someone from the Bachelor get their heads out of the Bachelor house long enough to realize this kid would be a GOLD MINE OF EPIC PROPORTIONS!!!!

    Can you imagine letting horny Levi loose in a house full of equally desperate for fame hoars?  

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  • Sam, that is brilliant. 
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  • Thank You.

    They need to scoop him before they do "Rock of Love: Levi Rocks the Mainland"

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