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Here is a story for you!

I was watching the phones today because our receptionist is still on vacay. 

I had a person call and try to act as if he knew the owners son...  He was asking for his cell number.  (Now owners son works here and has a very similar name to owner so we screen all calls for him.)  I put him on hold for a second to see if he would hang up...  Nope!

I get back on the line and tell the guy that I couldn't give him that info and ask if there is anything else I can help him with.  He tells me he wants to ask me a personal question.  I sit silently for 2.3 seconds.  He then says..  "You have a nice vagina."  I tell him he is disgusting and hang up.

I then call our VP down to tell him about phone call, he wasn't bothered by it, DH wasn't either.  (You better believe I called him out of total disgust!)

I am a bit pissed VP didn't say anything about it but then again, what did I expect to be done??? 

Re: Here is a story for you!

  • Well, do you have a nice vagina?
  • imagestripesandspots:
    Well, do you have a nice vagina?

    Well I guess my husband is happy with it.  I just wonder how Michael knew it was so nice.  lol

  • imagejesseandbri:

    imagestripesandspots:
    Well, do you have a nice vagina?

    Well I guess my husband is happy with it. 

    That's why your H wasn't bothered by the comment--he knows how fab your vag is! 

    That's sooo weird, I can't believe the VP wasn't bothered by it.  I mean I know they can't really do anything about the call or him saying that, but that's weird to just brush it off.


  • I used to volunteer at a crisis line as an undergrad. A number of people would call in with "sexual problems" then want to describe them---in detail.

    The thing is, some college students really did have sexual issues, so trying to screen the masturbaters from those with real sexual health/relationship issues was always a treat.

    We actually had a script we were supposed to follow if we thought people (men, because we never had a woman try it) were getting off while talking to us. It involved providing non-sexy signs we thought they were yanking it (heavy breathing), asking them to make their discussion less explicit, and, finally, providing them with a couple of 1-900 phone sex lines and then hanging up on them.

  • You should have asked him why his penis looked like a vienna sausage and hung up on him. That is so gross. 
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  • You should totally have one of us call your VP and ask about his penis.  Make him uncomfortable.  I'll totally do it.  Hahaha!
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  • Wow I wouldn't even know what to say to him. I would be pissed too if VP and DH both didn't think it was a big deal.

    DH had to work early one morning so he answered a phone call (this is about 6:30am) and someone on the other line asked him if he would have sex for Jesus. Indifferent It's pretty funny but what do you say to that?

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