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I hear the secrets that you keep.....

When you're talking in your sleep!!!

Ok, not really secrets, but I've told you guys that Adam walks and talks in his sleep pretty regularly....  Well, here is our conversation at 3:00 this morning.... By the way, it's completely random and makes NO sense at all, but I like to mess with him.

Adam:  Do cats often change their names to principals? Me:  Um, WHAT???  I don?t think so. A:  Well, do you want to be friends with bananas, or not? Me:  Nope, not really?. A:  Oh?. Just please try to keep my truck clean and help me find the chainsaw belt. Me:  You?re weird.

 

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  • LOL!!!

    I get the feeling that your house is never, ever boring.

  • I wish I could remember the rest of the conversation!!!  It was SOOOO random.  I mean, I could understand it better if he was following one train of thought, but he was bouncing all over the place!
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  • I love when people talk in their sleep!  It always cracks me up.
  • I also found little bits of plastic all over the bedroom floor this morning... apparently, he got up in the middle of the night and demolished a laundry basket....
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  • imagestu31105:
    I also found little bits of plastic all over the bedroom floor this morning... apparently, he got up in the middle of the night and demolished a laundry basket....

    HAHAHAHA how in the world did he do that?

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    imagestu31105:
    I also found little bits of plastic all over the bedroom floor this morning... apparently, he got up in the middle of the night and demolished a laundry basket....

    HAHAHAHA how in the world did he do that?

    I have NO IDEA!!!!  He does the most random things when he's sleeping!!! 

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  • Hahahthat reminds me of a website I found, a lady posts transcripts and recordings of stuff her husband says when he's sleeping, he does it ALL the time, plus he's british so he says the craziest things! He's also really mean and vulgar lol which he normally isn't at all. And I noticed he likes to talk about how great he is. They went on this trip to I think india, to stay at some place with elephants, so for a while there were lots of things about elephants.

     

    LOL guess what? his name is ADAM

     

    http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/

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  • imagehayleymajayley:

    Hahahthat reminds me of a website I found, a lady posts transcripts and recordings of stuff her husband says when he's sleeping, he does it ALL the time, plus he's british so he says the craziest things! He's also really mean and vulgar lol which he normally isn't at all. And I noticed he likes to talk about how great he is. They went on this trip to I think india, to stay at some place with elephants, so for a while there were lots of things about elephants.

     

    LOL guess what? his name is ADAM

     

    http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/

    haha... I'll have to check out that site when I get home.  Adam tends to be very yelly in his sleep.  When we went to that family reunion a couple of weeks ago, he apparently woke everyone up (except me, of course) by screaming some not so nice things.  Everyone thought we were arguing until they realized that he was the only one saying anything.  I had to explain everything to everyone the next morning (kinda embarrassing), but oh well.

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  • "You've got a nice face. But your personality is one huge *** block."

     

    "You offend my eyes. They're screaming. The burn! The burn! Oh, you're like acid on my vision. (groan, moan)"

     

    "How much do I love you? As much as I love myself, toned down a little bit."

     

    hehe a few funny ones

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  • haha... Adam usually doesn't say things that make any sense.  He just kinda rambles (obviously, as you can tell by the above conversation).  The chainsaw part makes sense because he was working on the chainsaw this past weekend and plans on using it again Saturday.  The rest of the stuff... no clue what he was talking about.
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    This website/blog is hilarious! I can't stop laughing while reading it at work!!  

  • This absolutely cracks me up! DH talks in his sleep sometimes too and I most of them time just have ot laugh at him.
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  • That is freakin awesome! Love it!

    My sister used to talk and walk in her sleep This one time when I still lived at home she was I think in the 5th grade we had just moved to germany and we were in temporary quarters which were odd. They had like 8 bedrooms one common room and a little tiny kitchen. They were once maids quarters.  

    At any rate I woke up to screaming and so I go to my bedroom door and my parent s are looking out their bedroom door and my sister has a newspaper rolled up and she is running and jumping down this long hallway screaming I am gonna get em and flinging the newspaper around. I am not sure how my mom calmed her down but her story is that there were bees everywhere and she was trying to get them away. It was the funniest thing we have ever seen still razz her about it.    

  • imagehayleymajayley:

    "You've got a nice face. But your personality is one huge *** block."

     

    "You offend my eyes. They're screaming. The burn! The burn! Oh, you're like acid on my vision. (groan, moan)"

     

    "How much do I love you? As much as I love myself, toned down a little bit."

     

    hehe a few funny ones

    OMG - these are awesome!  

     

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  • That is hilarious!
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  • Hahaha! That's really funny!

    A few weeks ago my husband rolled over in the middle of the night and whispered "Sherminator". He had his eyes open so I was like....what? Then he said, "I'm not naming our dog Germany." Then he went back to sleep. I wish he'd do it more often, it's quite hilarious :)

  • the other night DH woke me up and asked if I saw any big yellow snakes around.. he was supposed to be watching one and lost it. I told him not to worry there aren't any and to go back to sleep. I laughed for a minute and then also went back to bed!
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  • imagehayleymajayley:

    I have tears in my eyes. This website is HILARIOUS! The guy sounds so sinister too with the accent and the slowness of his speech.

  • Oh my.  I wish I could say that our nightime is peaceful but it's me that talks in my sleep!  Apparently I started a fight a couple days ago.

     Me: mumble

    Him: what?

    Me: "I know what I am talking about don't you dare tell me that I don't.  You always do that...:

    I always hate to hear what I say at night when I wake up and he always gives me a play by play.

  • One night DH laughed out loud in his sleep then began to hum a song and do this little dance thing.  I was laughing so hard I don't know how he didn't wake up!  Another night he screamed out something very mean about our neighbors, I was mortified, especially since it was summer and our windows were open!
  • Haha. It's funny that you post this now, b/c DH talks in his sleep, but it usually doesn't wake me up. But just two nights ago I wake up and I am getting smacked in the head by DH! Turns out there was a bear attacking us in his dream and he was trying to beat it up. I woke up all confused and yelled at him, which woke him up, all frightened because I was yelling. It definitely wasn't funny at the time, but it sounds funny now!!
  • HAHAHAHA, that's classic!  Does he think you're smokin' crack when you tell him about it later?
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    HAHAHAHA, that's classic!  Does he think you're smokin' crack when you tell him about it later?

    He tells me that I'm making it up... sorry honey, but I don't think I could EVER dream up something like "so do you want to be friends with bananas!"  I keep telling him that I'm going to record it with my phone, but I'm usually half asleep when it happens, so I forget :(

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