I don't know if anybody's noticed the "cool kids club" on the baby month boards, but DUDE, don't make fun of their totally awesome badge b/c that clearly means you're jealous.
http://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/40877206/ShowThread.aspx#40877206
katie.i.do and wkatie know what I'm talking about. kristen & nov might.

Re: sh1tstirring on 6-9
"Then you should hate all the badges... Like reflux ones breastfeeding ones"
Now she's getting it! The only thing that sucks more than badges are siggies that are so huge you have to scroll to see the whole thing.
"As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
These fools have been nuts over badges since the beginning.
Why are you up so early Fent? If it weren't for the babe, I would still be snoozing.
Mucho likes purple nails and purple cupcakes
"As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
Mucho likes purple nails and purple cupcakes
I may have to do that. It's funny to watch them repeatedly disown the creation of it yet continue to use it (and design others!).
There's also an awesome discussion about fake Sophies. Apparently a lot of people care ALOT about the authenticity of their kid's overpriced dog chew toy.
http://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/40869136.aspx
Mucho likes purple nails and purple cupcakes
LINDSAY HATES RAINBOWS AND GAY PEOPLE. CASE CLOSED.
WTF. It's like they're all saying "We don't WANT to be this cool, but Sally Smucker, that loser in a/v club, MADE us these badges so it's DIFFERENT. GAWD. ::hairtoss::"
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
Whenever someone posts a link to bump drama, or when I was perusing the Bump Post Secret site (Don't judge me, I get bored!) I've been completely confused by all of the "MeMo" "NiMo" "CKC" references. I finally put the pieces together that they are all different cliques being all "represent!"
As if the bump didn't weird me out enough, this discovery really puts me over the edge. If any of you ever catch me conducting myself this way, please murder me. Just try to make it quick.
There are so many reasons why Bumpies, particularly the young kids, enjoy the Bump clique life. Below are just a couple of these reasons but that you can initially think of.
They want to be accepted
Being a member of a Bump clique usually gives them the feeling of being accepted or a part of something, like a family. Those who are considered as the leader of the group are the "parents" while the rest of the members are considered as part of the whole family. Sadly, most of the members are from broken homes. They turn into Bump clique to have another family where they think they would be recognized.
They want to gain respect
Have you noticed how bully some of these Bump clique members are? They want to get that respect that they can never have within their homes or within their old circle of friends. By having your "family" to back you up, you can have that power to get away from almost anything. People would fear you not because of your own personality but because of the Bump clique that you have behind you.
Pressure from their peers
The Bump clique life can start from peer pressure. If one of them joined the Bump clique, he will try to influence others to be a part of this group as well. And because most of the Bumpies have not figured out their own identity yet and all they care about is how their peers accept them, they were pushed to be one of them.
Trying out because of curiosity
The life of a Bump clique member is a mystery for some. They want to explore a whole new world filled with excitement, thrills, and even danger at the same time. There also other young men and women who join the group as a result of fascination. You cannot remove this fact if you want to know the various reasons why do people join Bump clique.
I replaced "gang" with "Bump clique," and it totally works!
"As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
More from the brainiacs on 6-9. Many were horrified this (very clearly made up) Nest Post Secret about murder by popple. I think the best was from Hollywood, one of the CKC morons referenced earlier in this thread (she's not joking):
Wait, how did a 4 year old log in and make a secret???!!
Mucho likes purple nails and purple cupcakes
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
This. I know she was 4, but she doesn't sound sorry at all.
if only she was sorry, the police wouldn'tneed to be contacted
For less then ten cents a day, you can feed a hungry child.
Well, it's like the time-out rule. If you're not sorry enough, you get more time in the time out chair.
I have no idea what post this is or where, but are these people assuming that an ACTUAL 4 year old posted this, or that an adult did this when they were 4 and are now posting about it. I guess the latter could POSSIBLY be true, if creepy as fuuck.
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.