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"Once I got a bath bomb that, once exploded, filled the tub with confetti. Little sharp metallic pieces of confetti. The product description said nothing about confetti. Oh look, there's a tiny, sharp metallic blue star stabbing me in the labia. HOW RELAXING. " - NoisyPenguin
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If I were going to quit my job...
This is how I would do it, including the facial expressions:
http://thechive.com/2010/08/10/girl-quits-her-job-on-dry-erase-board-emails-entire-office-33-photos/
"Once I got a bath bomb that, once exploded, filled the tub with confetti. Little sharp metallic pieces of confetti. The product description said nothing about confetti. Oh look, there's a tiny, sharp metallic blue star stabbing me in the labia. HOW RELAXING. " - NoisyPenguin
Re: If I were going to quit my job...
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
It already has exploded. I've seen articles from 3 different sites posted on FB.
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
That was my first thought, and then I figured I was just being all Captain Serious. It's the same way with the guy that quit via cake.
It's funny and all, but are you really going to get a good reference after that?
The guy who quit via cake did not say anything negative. It was just a funny way to hand in his letter of resignation.
What this chick did is in a different league. I stand behind her 100% because her boss sounds like a douchebag. I doubt he would have given her a good reference anyway. I just hope it doesn't prevent her from finding a new job. Then again, it might be a good way to weed out all the other potential douchebag bosses.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
"Once I got a bath bomb that, once exploded, filled the tub with confetti. Little sharp metallic pieces of confetti. The product description said nothing about confetti. Oh look, there's a tiny, sharp metallic blue star stabbing me in the labia. HOW RELAXING. " - NoisyPenguin
She and that JetBlue steward are living out a lot of How to Quit Your Job In Style fantasies this week.
Still, I'm a fuddy-duddy and my first thought was "I hope she doesn't want another job in that industry."
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
The Apprentice, perhaps.
"Once I got a bath bomb that, once exploded, filled the tub with confetti. Little sharp metallic pieces of confetti. The product description said nothing about confetti. Oh look, there's a tiny, sharp metallic blue star stabbing me in the labia. HOW RELAXING. " - NoisyPenguin
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If I were a man (or fitty) I'd totally call my penis THE WIZARD - HappyTummy
She is a celebrity now, after all, and that's all Trump seems to be interested in these days.
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
She is kind of a HOPA. I've never heard that term before and will be using it in a sentence five times today.
Thank you. That has been bugging me all day.
My interpretation is that her boss referred to her as HOPA because he's too dumb to get the initials in the right order. It looked like she was shaking the dry erase board to rearrange them in the correct order here:
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Brilliant translation, Cali. I was also struggling with that one.
I think this was very calculated, and I'll say she's expecting not to have trouble getting a job after this, but actually be rolling in offers. And she's probably not wrong.
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