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What was the deal with The_Jen?

I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
Re: What was the deal with The_Jen?
"The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab
Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman
I hated Teh_Jen before hating Teh_Jen was cool.
The hair grows in thick where the horn used to be.
WHATTHEFUCKINGFUCK!?
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
Apparently liking kids and liking penises go hand in hand.
The nerve!
House | Blog
And all straight men want to molest little girls?
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
Updated September 2012.
Yeah, well I couldn't stand Wren even before Harry Potter ruined New Year's. Did we ever share the bunny portraits here?
What was the last straw with The_Jen? Was she bonsai kitties?
"The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab
Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman
"The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab
Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman
Yes, I vaguely recall something about wanting a bigger e-ring.
She also conceived her daughter at a movie theater while watching You Don't Mess With The Zohan.
She was afraid of her kid being fat like her H or something along those lines.
She wants advice on how to stop her dogs from barking that doesn't involve actually spending any money or doing anything about it.
She compliments you on being a witty and sarcastic board, but whines and cries when you are witty and sarcastic about her.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Years ago, on our local board, she tried to ask another gal (whose husband is a prominent local politician and has $cha-ching$ but that's neither here nor there) what the carat size of her e-ring was because she saw it at a GTG once and wanted an upgraded ring at least that size. I pointed out to her that this was tacky and rude and it escalated from there.
She also posted at one point that she was worried that her daughter inherited her husband's fat genes.
There's more. She's a tool and too stupid to filter.
The hair grows in thick where the horn used to be.
The hair grows in thick where the horn used to be.
She also conceived her daughter at a movie theater while watching You Don't Mess With The Zohan.
uglyKristenworklaughing!
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
Are you sure it wasn't because he was a man and all men exist to fondle ladies' ladybits?
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
Oh yes! How could I have forgotten about the Zohan!
The nerve!
House | Blog
Ugh, she IS a tool. She was the fat genes girl. Afraid her kid would be overweight because her husband's family is larger and was there anything she could do while pregnant? WTF?
There are a lot of posts where she's a complete asswipe. I'll see what I can drum up.
I remember the drinking thing. Her OB told her to lay off of the booze, and instead she switched doctors.