Caribbean Nesties
Coley7788
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"Once I got a bath bomb that, once exploded, filled the tub with confetti. Little sharp metallic pieces of confetti. The product description said nothing about confetti. Oh look, there's a tiny, sharp metallic blue star stabbing me in the labia. HOW RELAXING. " - NoisyPenguin
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Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
A little person felt me up and made me cry
How was your weekend?
Saturday I went to Macy's to be measured for some new bras. There was only one salesperson (the little person) on the floor that could help me and I waited about 20 minutes while she finished up with the lady from hell at the cash register. She grabbed her step-stool and we went back to the fitting room. She began measuring me and lost her footing, and fell face-first into my boobs. A few uncomfy minutes later, she lets me know that she's going to grab a few of the bras I liked in my new size and will be right back.She never came back and left me waiting in the fitting room for 15 minutes. Emotional and frustrated by the entire experience, I left and began crying like a dumb, pregnant woman. The End.
"Once I got a bath bomb that, once exploded, filled the tub with confetti. Little sharp metallic pieces of confetti. The product description said nothing about confetti. Oh look, there's a tiny, sharp metallic blue star stabbing me in the labia. HOW RELAXING. " - NoisyPenguin
Re: A little person felt me up and made me cry
My weekend is below, although I should mention that Sunday was nice. My great-grandmother's 95th birthday was yesterday so I got to spend some time with relatives I haven't seen in a while.
That poor sales lady! I'm sure she was much more embarrassed than you. It's pretty funny, though.
"Once I got a bath bomb that, once exploded, filled the tub with confetti. Little sharp metallic pieces of confetti. The product description said nothing about confetti. Oh look, there's a tiny, sharp metallic blue star stabbing me in the labia. HOW RELAXING. " - NoisyPenguin
Dude, you are not alone in that one. I woke J up from dead sleep with my sobbing
And, it's the part where you go, "OH SHIIT! She's willing to go there. Beloved characters are going to die. Sniff Sniff"
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
Yeah, I knew it was going to be a long night when Hedwig and Mad Eye died ten minutes into the book. Dobby is what sent me over the edge though.
Get with the times, man. Get with the times.
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.