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A little person felt me up and made me cry

How was your weekend?

Saturday I went to Macy's to be measured for some new bras.  There was only one salesperson (the little person) on the floor that could help me and I waited about 20 minutes while she finished up with the lady from hell at the cash register.  She grabbed her step-stool and we went back to the fitting room.  She began measuring me and lost her footing, and fell face-first into my boobs.  A few uncomfy minutes later, she lets me know that she's going to grab a few of the bras I liked in my new size and will be right back.She never came back and left me waiting in the fitting room for 15 minutes.  Emotional and frustrated by the entire experience, I left and began crying like a dumb, pregnant woman.  The End. 

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"Once I got a bath bomb that, once exploded, filled the tub with confetti. Little sharp metallic pieces of confetti. The product description said nothing about confetti. Oh look, there's a tiny, sharp metallic blue star stabbing me in the labia. HOW RELAXING. " - NoisyPenguin

Re: A little person felt me up and made me cry

  • Midget motorboat!  I'm sorry to be laughing this hard at your misfortune
  • That is awful and high-larious.
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  • My weekend is below, although I should mention that Sunday was nice. My great-grandmother's 95th birthday was yesterday so I got to spend some time with relatives I haven't seen in a while.

    That poor sales lady! I'm sure she was much more embarrassed than you. It's pretty funny, though.

  • It's okay, Shamwow.  I think the whole situation is pretty damn funny, I just was emotional on Saturday and felt jilted.  The things that make me cry right now are endless--the National Anthem, the news, Country Crock commercials, the part in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows when Hedwig dies. 
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    "Once I got a bath bomb that, once exploded, filled the tub with confetti. Little sharp metallic pieces of confetti. The product description said nothing about confetti. Oh look, there's a tiny, sharp metallic blue star stabbing me in the labia. HOW RELAXING. " - NoisyPenguin
  • imageColey7788:
    It's okay, Shamwow.  I think the whole situation is pretty damn funny, I just was emotional on Saturday and felt jilted.  The things that make me cry right now are endless--the National Anthem, the news, Country Crock commercials, the part in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows when Hedwig dies

    Dude, you are not alone in that one.  I woke J up from dead sleep with my sobbing

  • I was more disturbed by Hedwig dying than any other part in that book. Yes, I know countless other characters die, but common! It's HEDWIG!
  • imageheyemilina:
    I was more disturbed by Hedwig dying than any other part in that book. Yes, I know countless other characters die, but common! It's HEDWIG!

    And, it's the part where you go, "OH SHIIT!  She's willing to go there.  Beloved characters are going to die.  Sniff Sniff"

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  • Hedwig dying is weep-worthy, pregnant or not. I probably also would have cried after the lady left me in the fitting room. I get that she was embarrassed but dude, at least send someone else in. That's just rude.
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    Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
  • imageFallinAgain:

    imageheyemilina:
    I was more disturbed by Hedwig dying than any other part in that book. Yes, I know countless other characters die, but common! It's HEDWIG!

    And, it's the part where you go, "OH SHIIT!  She's willing to go there.  Beloved characters are going to die.  Sniff Sniff"

    Yeah, I knew it was going to be a long night when Hedwig and Mad Eye died ten minutes into the book. Dobby is what sent me over the edge though.

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  • I think it's about that time of year where I reread the chapter(s) in Deathly Hallows where we find out about Snape's love for Lily. My favorite part of the Harry Potter series, by far.
  • Blerg. People who have not read that book yet do not belong in this thread.
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  • imageChristinS:
    Blerg. People who have not read that book yet do not belong in this thread.

    Get with the times, man. Get with the times. 

  • SPOILER ALERT: The boat sinks at the end. And Jesus dies.
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    Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
  • And Darth Vader is Harry's father.
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