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my husband just went to an eye doctor appointment so he can get fitted for contacts, so that he can get zombie contacts.
But it was $90 to get fitted (since he doesn't need a prescription).
I said, "So you didn't think it was worth $90?"
and he said, "What do you think, I'm dumb?"
No. Certainly not. The first half of this conversation absolutely proves otherwise.

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If I were a man (or fitty) I'd totally call my penis THE WIZARD - HappyTummy
"As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
He made and went to an appointment with the eye doctor for this purpose, but backed out when he found out he'd be charged $90 for the prescription since he has perfect vision.
"As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
I'm vaguely disappointed, I thought zombie contacts would be for actual zombies trying to go incognito.
"The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab
Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman
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You CAN. Doesn't mean you SHOULD plaster any old thing you order off the internet onto your eyes all willy-nilly.
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
Exactly Moo. In fact, it is illegal to buy contacts, even decorative ones online without a verified prescription. Fines for the seller and possible fines for the buyer.