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oh christ

my husband just went to an eye doctor appointment so he can get fitted for contacts, so that he can get zombie contacts.

But it was $90 to get fitted (since he doesn't need a prescription).

I said, "So you didn't think it was worth $90?"

and he said, "What do you think, I'm dumb?"

No.  Certainly not.  The first half of this conversation absolutely proves otherwise.

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Re: oh christ

  • is your husband a Juggalo?
  • Wait I am confused. He did or did not get fitted for zombie contracts?
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  • Zombie White Out Contact Lens
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  • imagemodb1rd:
    Wait I am confused. He did or did not get fitted for zombie contracts?

    He made and went to an appointment with the eye doctor for this purpose, but backed out when he found out he'd be charged $90 for the prescription since he has perfect vision.

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    "As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
  • i didn't realize zombies used glitter shadow
  • I'm vaguely disappointed, I thought zombie contacts would be for actual zombies trying to go incognito.

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  • I really like Twan's eye makeup. 
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  • He can get them online without a prescription.  My sister did cat eyes last year for halloween. 
  • imageChattermonkey:
    He can get them online without a prescription.  My sister did cat eyes last year for halloween. 

    You CAN. Doesn't mean you SHOULD plaster any old thing you order off the internet onto your eyes all willy-nilly. Indifferent

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  • Her husband wears contacts and orders them online so she used the same company he uses.  They at least knew they were reputable and apparently those sort of contacts only come in one size, so there is no point in get your eyes measured.
  • imagesalimoo:

    imageChattermonkey:
    He can get them online without a prescription.  My sister did cat eyes last year for halloween. 

    You CAN. Doesn't mean you SHOULD plaster any old thing you order off the internet onto your eyes all willy-nilly. Indifferent

    Exactly Moo.  In fact, it is illegal to buy contacts, even decorative ones online without a verified prescription.  Fines for the seller and possible fines for the buyer.

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