So my friend went to a wedding this weekend.
He returns and tells me about this "tacky" wedding he went to.
He complained about the cheap food they chose, and how he hated the bride's dress, but the cherry on top of it all was the story about the groom's speech.
He apparently goes up on stage as drunk as a skunk and makes a speech where he says:
"[bride] and I hooked up on the first night we met, and she was a hot piece of a$$ so I knew it was love!"
"Us Portuguese love our fish, and honey i'll be introducing you to my salty cod tonight..."
DJ had to fight him off the Mic...
My jaw is still on the floor!
Re: Yikes!! dumb a$$ groom
I really don't know..
She (and her family) were mortified.. that's all I know..
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