Caribbean Nesties
3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
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Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
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Do You Need Therapy?
You do now!
I just got an email from an acquaintance who is a psychotherapist. He sends a mailer out about once a month promoting his services. I think it's odd that a therapist seeks clients this way, but this is what he does. So today, he sends an email out advertising a therapy group that he's starting. Once a week, small group therapy, like the Bob Newhart show. So he's expalining what it is and how it can be helpful, and in the email, for no appartent reason, is this picture:
3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
Re: Do You Need Therapy?
Huh. I'm not sure what is happening here. A guy, standing around while his heart has been ripped out of his body by a broken bottle, and flies feast on him? Yeah. That sounds like a good reason for therapy.
Nice marketing strategy.
Oh sure, read his emails but ignore mine. Jerkwad.
Is the therapy group for people whose hearts fell out of their bodies after they dropped their jar of flies on the floor?
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Obviously he kept his heart bottled in a jar, one day finding the courage to release it, only to find that flies had gotten in and that it was too small for his chest cavity and thus flopped around by his tiny, ineffective legs.
"The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab
Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Is this why Fenton feels self-conscious about her meat flaps?
"The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab
Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.