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Do You Need Therapy?

You do now!

I just got an email from an acquaintance who is a psychotherapist.  He sends a mailer out about once a month promoting his services.  I think it's odd that a therapist seeks clients this way, but this is what he does.  So today, he sends an email out advertising a therapy group that he's starting. Once a week, small group therapy, like the Bob Newhart show.  So he's expalining what it is and how it can be helpful, and in the email, for no appartent reason, is this picture:

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Re: Do You Need Therapy?

  • If flies are converging around the gaping hole where my dead heart used to be, I'm looking for a witch doctor, not a therapist.
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  • Huh.  I'm not sure what is happening here.  A guy, standing around while his heart has been ripped out of his body by a broken bottle, and flies feast on him?  Yeah.  That sounds like a good reason for therapy.

    Nice marketing strategy.

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  • Oh sure, read his emails but ignore mine.  Jerkwad.

    Is the therapy group for people whose hearts fell out of their bodies after they dropped their jar of flies on the floor?

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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • this picture seems better suited to a "have you inadvertently released a mutant chest cavity-exploding virus that is infecting the global populace? call 1-800-EXTINCT. We can help."
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  • I'd be depressed if my legs were 1/8th the length of my torso too.
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  • Obviously he kept his heart bottled in a jar, one day finding the courage to release it, only to find that flies had gotten in and that it was too small for his chest cavity and thus flopped around by his tiny, ineffective legs.

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    "The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab

    Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman
  • that picture is inaccurate. the vagina really isn't heart shaped.
  • imagewingedbride:
    that picture is inaccurate. the vagina really isn't heart shaped.
    mine is.
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  • Mine beats like a heart.
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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • imageChristinS:
    imagewingedbride:
    that picture is inaccurate. the vagina really isn't heart shaped.
    mine is.

    Is this why Fenton feels self-conscious about her meat flaps?  

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    "The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab

    Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman
  • This is way worse than the lady at work who googles random pictures to put into her emails about what soups are available that day.
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    Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
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