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to wear tuxedo pants and a dress shirt/tie to a wedding. The only dress pants that fit me are my tux pants (with the gayass satin stripe down the side).
It's for the wedding of a couple I've never met, and Jimmy has never met. I'm already pissed that I have to leave work early on a Friday and schlep an hour and a half to go to a stranger's wedding.
It's the wedding of the stepdaughter of a woman Jimmy worked with 8 years ago. Seriously, girlfriend needs to start making friends, and Groomz needs to learn Jimmy not to accept every stupid invitation to every stupid gift-grab he recieves.
Anyway, would you wear your tux pants, or would you go out and buy dress pants (and deduct the cost from the wedding gift, clearly)

3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
Re: Would it be wrong?
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Cali has a good idea.
My other suggestion is to wear the tuxedo pants but scrap the nice shirt and tie and just wear one of these:
Just like they say on Ricky Bobby "I'm formal, but I'm here to party."
I'd be worried about being mistaken for the help.
Is this a contact Jimmy needs in his current job? If not, I'd call with regrets as soon as you can think of an excuse. Well, an excuse other than not fitting in your pants.
"The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab
Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman
Agreed - no to the tux pants and yes to the "I'm so sorry but this important emergency just came up...Where should we send our gift..."
3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali