I told him before the conference call that I will mute my speakerphone to reduce feedback and echo that results when multiple people are on the phone at one time. So he keeps going, "Punky, you still with us?"
No, you imbecile, I'm just snoozing over here, not paying attention.
So I get back on the phone and say, "Hi, yes, I am still here!" and he says, "I don't know if you were listening but we were just talking about xyz"
REALLY? Seriously? I am in charge of this call, of course I am effen listening, you moron.
I want to slap him. I may have to say something to him 1:1 about not doing this in front of our employees.
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