Caribbean Nesties
salimoo
member
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
Dear Community,
Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Scene: Fent and Twan's crib
Fent: ::shaking Twan:: Wake up! It's time!
Twan: Wha? What time? Time for what?
Fent: Time for the baby, you idiot!
Twan: Baby? What baby!?
Fent: THE BABY! I thought I mentioned it. Maybe not. Anyway, get up, we have to go!
THE END
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
Re: Scene: Fent and Twan's crib
I think you're wrong. It'd be more like this...
Fent: (walks in the door carrying a baby) Hey Twan.
Twan: Whose baby is that?
Fent: It's ours, stupid. You're a dad.
Twan: What? Why didn't you tell me? Is that where you've been the last couple days? I thought you were just getting fat.
Fent: Stop flapping your jaw and get me a beer. Oh, and I decided the kid should have my last name, not yours. Tell your family.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
hahaha
. . . earlier that year . . .
at a restuarant
FENT: I'll have a glass of ice water, with lemon
TWAN: No wine tonight?
FENT: Nah.
TWAN: Why, is there something you need to TELL ME??
FENT: Um, yeah. I joined AA. Yeah, that's it. I joined AA and might be getting a lesbian lover. Just FYI. this is better than telling him the truth, right?
Only if Jon Hamm plays the part of Twan.
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
Cali wins.
Why would I need a man to drive me to the hospital?
"As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse