June 2010 Weddings
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Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
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Thank you.
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Open Letters Thursday
Dear H,
I know that you tired super hard not to give me your cold. But it seems that it was all for nothing. My throat feels weird, my nose is runny, and the sneezing has started. I now have your cold.
And yes, lol.. I am pissed. And just like we thought, you feel terrible. One, because you gave it to me and two, because I am sick. But it's okay. We just didn't quarantine you quick enough.
So, I will continue my regime of Zicam, vitamins, OJ, and Airborne. Oh, and Puffs with Lotion. Hopefully, I started the intake of all of the vitamins and herbs soon enough.
Love, Me
vacation vacation vacation vacation
It's almost here! Weeeeeeee!
my read shelf:
43/70 books read
Back in June 2010...
It's almost here! Weeeeeeee!
my read shelf:
43/70 books read
Back in June 2010...
Re: Open Letters Thursday
Dear Boss,
Wouldn't it be a super fun idea to let us out of work early so we could all get our tailgate on before the Buckeye game tonight? Anyone going to the game might as well just leave their car at the office and walk the ten miles to the Shoe because there will be no parking left by the time we get off. I'm just sayin...
Hugs and Smooches,
B
Dear Thursday,
Please go by fast. I am way too tired but have a lot to get done today esp after school. I hope our kids are good today and don't have many problems.
Thanks,
tired teacher
Dear Bella Blu,
I love you, I truly truly do. What I do not love is that you wake mommy up 20 minutes before the alarm is supposed to go off because you want to go outside. I know you can wait because on the weekends you wait until 7 to wake me up. I think you're the best doggy in the whole world but can you please let mommy sleep tomorrow morning?
Love you!
Mom
Dear sister,
Dinner was awesome, I LOVE your gay boyfriend and his amazing skills in the kitchen, but whotf were all of those people?! You invited me to dinner with LIBBY and JESS, what the hell was with the other dozen people crammed into your house?? Libs & Jess didn't even spend any time with them because I monopolized all of their time learning about their wedding and honeymoon. I get that you wanted it to look like a big/adult dinner party but..... lame. Unnecessary for me and Libby, and you know that nerd.
Love your foolish asss anyway,
Bribing your gay boyfriend to drop off food for me on the way to your house.
Dear dog we're watching,
I hate your guts. You are so hyper, and SO needy, and you drive me insane. You're supposed to go home today and I PRAY that it happens! I can't wait to mop the entire main floor with Nature's Miracle as soon as you leave. ::sighhhhhhhh::
Signed-
SUPER PISSED that you suck so, so much
Planned Executed
Don't get me wrong, I appreciate all of the business you bring and all of the nice lofty purchases you make with me, but please don't bring your sick children to my job. I'm starting to get a sore throat and the last thing I need is to have to take a day off from work to go to the doctor's.
Sincerely,
Girl who does work hard the money (but not in THAT way)
Dear H,
I'm sorry we haven't had sex in a while. I promise it'll happen soon. Just let me get over my sore throat and this whole tired feeling and I'll eff your brains out.
1-4-3,
YW
dear hurricane earl,
please don't ruin my weekend. i finally have a weekend with no commitments to anyone and i really would love to be outside this weekend and go kayaking with H. but if you get too close that may not happen. stay away.
thanks! me
You haven't been out of jail for a full year and you've managed to get arrested again! $10 says that Lil Wayne is calling you a dumbass right about...now.
Sincerely,
Moi
Dear tonight,
Please hold off on the rain and hurry up and get here... because I am super excited to go to the COWBOYS GAME tonight!!!! I know it's only pre-season, but you don't even know how much cheaper it is- so be a great night, please
Thanks,
Excited Cowboy fan
Dear Cowboys,
I know it's only pre-season, but tear it up tonight!
Signed,
Huge fan!
Carter born 5/28/11
BFP 9/27/12 EDD 6/11/13, MC 9wks, no HB
Dear Cable Company-
I would love the Big 10 Channel so I could actually see a Buckeye's game. I'm missing the first game of the year, and I'm not very happy about it.
Sad customer
Dear Buckeyes-
I hope you have a great game tonight. I'll catch the next one!
Love Buckeye Fan
Dear Work Week-
I've put in some overtime every day this week, and I'd really love for you to be over. So, hurry up!
Love me!
Dear September 1,
I'm shocked that the day passed and no one got stuck in their moving van under one of the bridges on Storrow Drive. Seriously, a minor miracle.
Color me surprised,
Jaybers
Dear freshman,
It's funny to see you get almost hit by a T bus today since you obviously are unable to see the don't walk sign and a left arrow. Survival of the fittest should have taken you out.
Slightly disappointed at the lack of smushed dumb-ass kids,
Jaybers
Planning Bio - Woefully out of date
dear students:
everything Jaybers said.
lub,
nobs
dear professors:
SEND IN YOUR MOTHEREFFING REQUESTS AND STOP BEING ALL PIZZED THAT THEY ARENT DONE IN TWO DAYS!!!! it's less than a week until the friggin semester starts, maybe you should've thought about reserves BEFORE THIS INSTANT!
eff off,
-this girl.
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