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Re: where is everyone?
"As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
Your mom is on ML.*
*That was weak, I know.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
These things have been keeping me from the Nest:
-hungry baby
-fire alarm that required me to get dressed and run the children outside only to find there was no fire
-children that were screaming because of the fire alarm while we waited forever for maintenance
-America's Next Top Model reruns on Bravo
-child that refuses to nap
-The Nest
I was trying to read some hilarity from you hoars during my break earlier, but the error messages were making me stabby so I had to quit. I was doing this all from my phone, which made it at least 87.2% more annoying. Then I realized you guys weren't posting anything for me to enjoy anyway, and though I should have been relieved that I wasn't missing anything it just made me more stabby. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY WITH YOURSELVES!
This uploaded all blurry. But I tried.
your butt is really big.
and orange
And I'm going to need the full transcript of your text conversation with the H.
OK, a summary is fine, but a relatively detailed one.
"As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
well, it was a one sided conversation.
i decided it is not right for me to be in the middle of this. he obviously knows and just wants me to confirm rather than confronting her and i just don't want to be in the middle. i am hoping my silence speaks volumes to him. either way, it is obvious it is about to blow and more obvious that she gave no real explanation about why she and i are no longer friends.
so, to summarize
text 1: "hey i heard you and ___ had a falling out. that sucks. i just don't understand what could possibly cause you to not be friends anymore"
then a couple hours later
text 2: "so i guess what i am asking is, is there anything i need to be worried about"
ETA: at the end of the day, as much as what she is doing is wrong, I also know she is sick and I hope she gets better. If that happens and if they work it out, I hope that we can be in their lives again. So, I am going to respond in a way that I feel can preserve a chance for that to happen.
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
At least you get a long weekend, right?
And yeah, that definitely shouldn't come from you. There's no good way for that to go down.
I think your lack of reassurance to the second text is going to set off every alarm in the building.
Dinner at their house is going to be no fun tonight. I think it's odd she didn't come up with a better cover story, or maybe no cover at all. I guess she's not really in her right mind, though.
"As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
Yeah, I tld my husband this is like her version of suicide by cop because it is almost like she wants him to know but to be able to blame it on me. She is not dumb. I cannot believe she didn't come up with some cover story. but maybe that is the mental illness!
ooooh, wendy have fun in Seattle. i have not been in years so i am jealous.