So an acquaintance of mine, we used to be fairly closely involved because we were both active in the scooter crowd, is a crazy crazy crazy woman. Like honestly mentally ill. The stories go back for years but this year's is fantastic.
She got pregnant by her supposedly abusive boyfriend. She lost the baby when she had a scooter accident. Then she got pregnant again, by the same guy. He took a restraining order out against her after she tried to break into his apartment. She broke her foot trying to get away from the attempted breakin without being caught.
Anyway, she drank heavily all through her pregnancy. And never gained any weight. Her bump sometimes got bigger though. A bunch of the nicer scooter girls threw her a couple baby showers. A small vocal group of us kept saying she wasn't pregnant.
Well we were right. She got caught out not appearing pregnant at all when she was supposedly 8 mos along. So she "confesses" that she had her baby premature at 7 mos or something and had bought a belly pad to hide the birth from people because she couldn't face telling anyone. She wasn't visiting the baby in the hospital because it was too horrific. etc. And she was so sorry she had "pretended to still be pregnant" at her BABY SHOWER the week before.
Finally most people believed the whole pregnancy was faked. A bunch of internet stalkers when to town and found out that she is a porn actress fro kink.com (which is true. Sadly I've seen pictures) and that she bought a bunch of those reborn dolls on ebay. They also found that she has been posting on a Doberman forum about how she is disabled and getting a service dog.
The cherry on top is she is still trying to convince people she had a baby. She put one of the reborn dolls in a front facing carseat, took pictures, and sent them out saying that it was her taking the baby home from the hospital.
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You should see the disapproving face I'm pulling right now. She sounds like a basket case.
Those reborn dolls make me feel icky inside.
oh girl. if i could bring her here.
3 years ago, he ex-boyfriend ODed while she was the only person with him. She was still the beneficiary of his life insurance. His parents sued but she won. I mean the crazy it off the hook.
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Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
She sounds very "Lars and the Real Girl" with her dolls.
People like this fascinate me in that I love hearing cuckoo stories but at the same time it is kinda sad.