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Since I feel we need a new post

I'm going to ask that someone explain why I keep having dreams about Christmas and Christmas decorating. Like, I forget to decorate until Christmas day, or I decorate a tree and my mom let's my sister undo it and redecorate, or I just totally miss Christmas. What's it all mean?
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Re: Since I feel we need a new post

  • You should ask the dream expert on ML.  She is really helpful.

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  • Luckily, I am an expert dream analysis-er.  Dreams of Christmas indicate that you are cold in your parts, and that they need some extra attention to 'warm them up.'

    Trees usually represent penises, but in this case, it represents your strong, strong desire to buy me presents.  Thus the Christmas tree.

    Forgetfulness is a sign that you forgot that you owe me $75.  Please send a check.

    Your sister undoing the tree means that you really want an enchilada.

    You are welcome.

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  • Christimas is my holiday, so I think it means that you miss me.
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  • you've been spending a lot of time downstairs in your basement??
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  • Maybe I'm a Christmas angel?
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  • I keep dreaming I'm in the world's largest public restroom and all the toilets are broken and filled with icky things. Oh and all the stall doors are too short and too far off the ground so everyone can see me.

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  • Put the basement tree up now, in early preparation.
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  • But...but....the basement tree is always up. I just take the ornaments off after Christmas.
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  • Speaking of xmas, we totally pulled a Clark Griswald. 

    We have this electrical outlet in the front court yard and every year we wish it worked so we could just plug the xmas lights in it, instead of using an extension cord into the garage.  We tried the plug a few times, but the lights never go on.  So I called an electrician out to take a look and see about getting it fixed. 

    He looks at the outlet and says "um Ma'am, have you tried flipping the porch light on when you plug something into this outlet?  The oulet is connected to your porch light switch."

    Confused

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  • Imy, I did a similar thing last week . . . I bought this little LED nightlight from IKEA.  Took it home, plugged it in, it didn't work.

    So I returned it and bought another.  Got home late that night, after dark.  When I popped this one into the plug I realized that it is one of those "sensor" types that go on when it's dark in the room only.  :::facepalm:::

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  • I thought Groomz didn't like presents. Dream dictionary FAIL Groomz.
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