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Missouri: supplying the US's sick fukc quota since 1976!
There was a woman in MO who was essentially kidnapped at age 16, then
held as a sex slave and brutally tortured for the last six years of her
eight year captivity. Like Rob Zombie horror movie level of sickness
torture. I seriously feel like throwing up after reading about it. It involved sewing, stapling, nailing and electrocuting.
This sh!t always happens in rural Missouri. I hate my state.

"As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
Re: Missouri: supplying the US's sick fukc quota since 1976!
that's disturbing. It reminds me of the woman who was kept in a box.
There are many things worse than death.
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If I were a man (or fitty) I'd totally call my penis THE WIZARD - HappyTummy
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Let's not forget Shawn Hornbeck too.
Missouri does seem kind of F'ed.
No I didn't. I am moving into your basement when you and Mr. Spiderman adopt me.
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If I were a man (or fitty) I'd totally call my penis THE WIZARD - HappyTummy
Shawn Hornbeck was kidnapped within like 30 miles of where this took place, maybe closer. And also in the vicinity, some woman killed a pregnant lady and cut the baby out of her and stole it (2006ish). The same area was featured on the A&E special "County in Crisis" for all the methheads running around.
This is where my dad wants to move to get away from the city because it's so dangerous.
He won't want to move to Cali or Cali's house, it would be Florida. And if there is any state that may be crazier than MO, it's FL.
"As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
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If I were a man (or fitty) I'd totally call my penis THE WIZARD - HappyTummy
That's for damn sure. People think it's all Boca, Sarasota, Naples, West Palm, Miami, etc so it's "normal" but go somewhere in the middle and it's crazytown.
He can come to NJ- the Manzo's will protect him.
"As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
Fenton, that's a very good way of putting it. Bad sh*t happens near me, but the breaking news is that there's always a suspect in custody, someone saw them do it, etc. Sh*t that happens in the country can go unnoticed for years.
Well, with the exception of south Jersey because that's like another state altogether. (Sorry Ali, but you know the truth).
Or Michigan. Home to Darl!
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
True. It's Deliverance country out there.
Wasn't there another sex slave found over by Kansas City a year or 6 months ago, by a family of (probably inbred) siblings or cousins? I googled and can't find anything, but I distinctly remember this. Does it sound familiar?
ETA: I found it in my email! I usually send these things to someone in my family to share our Missouri shame: http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/11/17/missouri.child.sexual.abuse/index.html
"As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
Here you go.
Warning, it's graphic:
http://www.kansascity.com/2010/09/09/2211420/indictment-alleges-years-of-torture.html
"As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
I'm not sure life in prison is enough for these guys. That's horrifying.
There's a huge difference between trash and dangerous kidnapper/murderer. You can escape Teresa & Snooki because if you're not tan/enough leopard wearing/hot/juiced enough, they don't want you and don't hang out in places you'd be. A murderer sneaks up on you and makes you hang out with him against your will.
Not talking your average "country bumpkin".