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Missouri: supplying the US's sick fukc quota since 1976!

There was a woman in MO who was essentially kidnapped at age 16, then held as a sex slave and brutally tortured for the last six years of her eight year captivity.  Like Rob Zombie horror movie level of sickness torture.  I seriously feel like throwing up after reading about it.  It involved sewing, stapling, nailing and electrocuting. 

This sh!t always happens in rural Missouri.  I hate my state.
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Re: Missouri: supplying the US's sick fukc quota since 1976!

  • that's disturbing. It reminds me of the woman who was kept in a box.

    There are many things worse than death.

  • Move to Southern California. Twan will be so happy you won't have to reproduce and you can stock bloomie
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  • By "southern California", clearly Mod really means "Cali's basement".
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  • image_Fenton:

    There was a woman in MO who was essentially kidnapped at age 16, then held as a sex slave and brutally tortured for the last six years of her eight year captivity.  Like Rob Zombie horror movie level of sickness torture.  I seriously feel like throwing up after reading about it.  It involved sewing, stapling, nailing and electrocuting. 

    This sh!t always happens in rural Missouri.  I hate my state.

    Let's not forget Shawn Hornbeck too. 

    Missouri does seem kind of F'ed.

  • imageCaliopeSpidrman:
    By "southern California", clearly Mod really means "Cali's basement".

    No I didn't. I am moving into your basement when you and Mr. Spiderman adopt me.

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  • Shawn Hornbeck was kidnapped within like 30 miles of where this took place, maybe closer.  And also in the vicinity, some woman killed a pregnant lady and cut the baby out of her and stole it (2006ish).  The same area was featured on the A&E special "County in Crisis" for all the methheads running around.

    This is where my dad wants to move to get away from the city because it's so dangerous.

    He won't want to move to Cali or Cali's house, it would be Florida.  And if there is any state that may be crazier than MO, it's FL.

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  • Well Mod, if you'd prefer the basement....  I was going to give you the guest room with the door to the backyard instead.
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  • Buy Fenton, don't let the basement door hit you in the ass on the way down. Thanks Calimama
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  • image_Fenton:

     And if there is any state that may be crazier than MO, it's FL.

    That's for damn sure.  People think it's all Boca, Sarasota, Naples, West Palm, Miami, etc so it's "normal" but go somewhere in the middle and it's crazytown.

    He can come to NJ- the Manzo's will protect him.

  • Very true about FL.  A few years back, I had to go to the Panhandle for work.  A friend of mine was all, "that area scares the shiit out of me more than any blighted urban area.  If you make a wrong turn in the South Bronx, you might get mugged.  If you make a wrong turn down there, the authorities will be identifying you through dental records in 20 yrs".  Nice.
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  • November, I've tried to tell my dad the same thing:  In the city, the crazies shoot you.  In the country, the crazies shoot you then eat you (and then make a skin suit with the leftover flesh).
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  • image_Fenton:
    November, I've tried to tell my dad the same thing:  In the city, the crazies shoot you.  In the country, the crazies shoot you then eat you (and then make a skin suit with the leftover flesh).

    Fenton, that's a very good way of putting it.  Bad sh*t happens near me, but the breaking news is that there's always a suspect in custody, someone saw them do it, etc.  Sh*t that happens in the country can go unnoticed for years.

    Well, with the exception of south Jersey because that's like another state altogether.  (Sorry Ali, but you know the truth).

  • Where do the Teresas and Snookis come from? Because I think I rather be surrounded by the country bumpkins.
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  • image_Fenton:

    And if there is any state that may be crazier than MO, it's FL.

    Or Michigan. Home to Darl!

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  • There was also the case of a group of homeless setting up a torture chamber in East St. Louis. I think 1976 is generous. MO's been f'ed up for a looooong time. I think it's the hills-you can hide a lot of activities in the Ozarks.
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  • imageaudreyhorne:
    There was also the case of a group of homeless setting up a torture chamber in East St. Louis. I think 1976 is generous. MO's been f'ed up for a looooong time. I think it's the hills-you can hide a lot of activities in the Ozarks.

    True. It's Deliverance country out there.

    Wasn't there another sex slave found over by Kansas City a year or 6 months ago, by a family of (probably inbred) siblings or cousins? I googled and can't find anything, but I distinctly remember this.  Does it sound familiar?

    ETA: I found it in my email!  I usually send these things to someone in my family to share our Missouri shame: http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/11/17/missouri.child.sexual.abuse/index.html

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  • Is there a link to the story in the OP?
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  • imageBobLoblaw:
    Is there a link to the story in the OP?

    Here you go.

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  • Holyshit. That's disgusting.
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  • I'm not sure life in prison is enough for these guys.  That's horrifying. 

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  • imageFallinAgain:
    Where do the Teresas and Snookis come from? Because I think I rather be surrounded by the country bumpkins.

    There's a huge difference between trash and dangerous kidnapper/murderer.  You can escape Teresa & Snooki because if you're not tan/enough leopard wearing/hot/juiced enough, they don't want you and don't hang out in places you'd be.  A murderer sneaks up on you and makes you hang out with him against your will.

    Not talking your average "country bumpkin".

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