Today is a poopy poopy day

JEHC · September 2010

So many poop posts! Between here and ML, I have never read so much about BM's in my life.

Poop posts make me laugh like a hyena, btw.

Kelly5110 · September 2010

You made me curious, so I meandered over to ML for a minute (I am timid and they scare me).

How on earth do you get mistaken for an elementary school student?!?

JEHC · September 2010

That is a great question. Two years ago I taught Grade six, and had a teacher's aide come in to the class and ask me where the teacher was. I laughed and asked her how many 12 year olds wear suits to school?

Last year, when I taught kindergarten, a substitute teacher asked me if I was doing a co-op program (something the high school kids do around here).

Just last weekend Dave and I were out to eat at a new restaurant in town, and the waitress asked me what school I go to. When I gave her a weird look (because we hadn't been talking about anything to do with school) she then said "Aren't you a student?" I just had to laugh, because I'm there with my 30 year old husband, and we're both clearly wearing wedding bands...and there is no university here, so she had to have been thinking high school.

MadeOfAwesome · September 2010

I can always talk some more about my poop schedules!! Also, is it weird that Adam and I joke about poop a lot?? When I first met him, I was living in a one bedroom apartment with one bathroom. If he came over, I wouldn't poop while he was there because I was SOOOO freaked out about him going in there after I did. Now, I have no shame when it comes to pooping. His boss and his boss' wife WILL NOT fart around each other or talk about BMs or anything like that. They have separate bathrooms that they use to go number 2 in.... To me, I just find that really, really odd.

Kelly5110 · September 2010

jehawley:

I laughed and asked her how many 12 year olds wear suits to school?

LOL!!! That's ridiculous.

I get mistaken for a student all the time, but I work at a university, so it's more understandable.

The worst was a couple of years ago, before Matt and I got engaged. He was still coaching high school football at the time, and I went to the end-of-the-year banquet with him. The coaches and the "honored guests" (parents) got to share a row of tables. The lady across from me asked if I went (as in, currently) to the high school. I explained that, no, actually, I worked at ___ University and was at the banquet with my boyfriend. She was completely horrified when Matt (with a beard and receding hairline) came over to take my coat. She'd thought that the "Matt" I was there with was one of the linemen on the team.

katyp51 · September 2010

I don't think its that weird stu lol. If you spend a couple of hours with my family, poop will come up at some point lol. We laugh because somehow we always end up talking about it! I'm more reserved about it than HH or my family though, I usually just sit there and laugh at everyone else.

katyp51 · September 2010

Kelly5110:
jehawley:

I laughed and asked her how many 12 year olds wear suits to school?

LOL!!! That's ridiculous.

I get mistaken for a student all the time, but I work at a university, so it's more understandable.

The worst was a couple of years ago, before Matt and I got engaged. He was still coaching high school football at the time, and I went to the end-of-the-year banquet with him. The coaches and the "honored guests" (parents) got to share a row of tables. The lady across from me asked if I went (as in, currently) to the high school. I explained that, no, actually, I worked at ___ University and was at the banquet with my boyfriend. She was completely horrified when Matt (with a beard and receding hairline) came over to take my coat. She'd thought that the "Matt" I was there with was one of the linemen on the team.

Haha this made me laugh! I would love to have seen her face!

hayleymajayley · September 2010

Me and brandon ALWAYS joke about poop. And dear god we are not afraid to fart. Though we do poop in different bathrooms haha.

JEHC · September 2010

Ok, ew. Poop is one thing. Farting is something else entirely.

I hate farts. Hate. I will NOT fart around Dave, and he will not fart around me.

Everyone poops. Everyone does NOT fart. Ok, I don't know if that's true, but you don't need to fart in someone's presence!!

I have a realllllly sensitive nose, and I honestly have almost vomited when someone pulls a really rank fart around me.

Insert vomit face here.

Dave dutch-ovened me 2 nights ago. We have literally not stopped laughing about it since.

MadeOfAwesome · September 2010

Adam farts constantly... it's part of his condition, he says. Speaking of which, I actually HAVE vomited when he farted in the car one night coming home from the bar. I was driving.... he did a silent but deadly and started giggling like a school girl. It finally hit me and I literally threw up all over myself. Plus, I was wearing a short skirt so I had puke legs. I pulled over into the courthouse parking lot (Adam says we were at a church, but I think it was actually the courthouse) and fling the door open and start puking in the parking lot. Then Adam started puking because I was. So technically, his own fart was bad enough to make himself throw up. I don't fart often. I usually will go into another room if I feel the need, but if I'm drunk I do it with no shame because Adam finds it hilarious.

hayleymajayley · September 2010

Luckily I have a terrible sense of smell, so most of the time I don't have to smell it haha.

You know that song that goes "eeeeeeeverybody huuuuuuuuurts.. sooooometiiiiiimes"

Brandon sings it "everybody poops"

MrsGoontz · September 2010

I could not care less about poop and farts. I think they're funny. But Kevin does not like it. He closes and locks the bathroom door every time he goes to the restroom. Pick your battles I guess

pb&fluff · September 2010

I am the farter in our relationship. And really, it's sort of embarrassing. I can't help it, really. Adam farts occasionally, but it's mostly me. We do use separate bathrooms, too. He usually uses the upstairs guest bath, I always use the master bath.

JEHC · September 2010

stu31105:
Adam farts constantly... it's part of his condition, he says. Speaking of which, I actually HAVE vomited when he farted in the car one night coming home from the bar. I was driving.... he did a silent but deadly and started giggling like a school girl. It finally hit me and I literally threw up all over myself. Plus, I was wearing a short skirt so I had puke legs. I pulled over into the courthouse parking lot (Adam says we were at a church, but I think it was actually the courthouse) and fling the door open and start puking in the parking lot. Then Adam started puking because I was. So technically, his own fart was bad enough to make himself throw up. I don't fart often. I usually will go into another room if I feel the need, but if I'm drunk I do it with no shame because Adam finds it hilarious.

Explain.

MadeOfAwesome · September 2010

He was born with Hirschsprung's Disease... which basically means that he was born without a fully formed colon. Something about cells being absent or something or other. They had to perform surgery on him as an infant and basically "stretch" his intestines to form a colon. He poops a lot because of this. The doctors told his parents that he might not ever be potty-trained, but luckily, he has no problems with that. So now he has this wicked scar that goes all the way across his lower abs, which I think is incredibly cute because it looks like his chest is smiling (nips for eyes, belly button for nose, and then crazy scar smile). So yeah, he poops and farts a lot.

JEHC · September 2010

Dave would looooooooooove to have an excuse to poop and fart more.

MadeOfAwesome · September 2010

It's also how Adam manages to stay so thin. His body doesn't get a chance to really absorb anything since he eats and then poops soon after. It's gotten us out of a lot of things that we don't want to do though. If he needs to go to the bathroom, he REALLY needs to go and very soon. It hurts him if has to hold it... so we use that as an excuse when we want to leave or something. Like if we're with my parents and they're taking too long to do something, I'll tell my mom "We need to go because Adam needs to poop" and that usually gets us out of stuff.

JEHC · September 2010

I'm glad to hear that it doesn't really affect him negatively. Is this something that is genetic or could possibly be inherited by your future kiddos?

hayleymajayley · September 2010

stu31105:
I'll tell my mom "We need to go because Adam needs to poop"

Hilarious.

MadeOfAwesome · September 2010

From the research I did a long time ago, I basically discovered that it's sometimes hereditary. Neither of his parents have it, but he does have an uncle who does.

MadeOfAwesome · September 2010

hayleymajayley:

stu31105:
I'll tell my mom "We need to go because Adam needs to poop"

Hilarious.

Hey, it works!!! Like one time, we rode with my parents to our GT tailgate spot the night before a game and they were taking too long BSing and it was freezing, so I texted my mom and said "Adam has to poop". She immediately jumped up and we got to leave!

hayleymajayley · September 2010

MAN I wish I had a great excuse like that! My parents take YEARS to do the simplest things. They jibber jabber so damn much.

MadeOfAwesome · September 2010

Yeah, but then you'd have to deal with pooping many, MANY times a day!!

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