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Lotion & getting intimate question ew

I have been pondering this question for a long time. Maybe someone else has had this issue......

TMI

So I havent been using body lotion because: it was bad I had just used lotioned my body then we got into it I guess I hadnt washed my hands after or well it had absorbed So I was giving a Bj it was nasty because the body lotion I had used. make sense... so is there any lotions out there that would be good all the time use & tasty if it happend. Or what is your suggestions as to not end up eating my lotion.

I need to start using body lotion.

 I know weird.....

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Re: Lotion & getting intimate question ew

  • I didn't follow any of that.  You want edible lotion?
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  • wash your hands??
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  • Don't put lotion on just prior to giving a BJ? 

    I usually put lotion on after my shower.  I don't usually give BJs right after my shower.  Therefore, I don't have the problem of eating body lotion while giving a BJ.  Make sense?

  • Wash you hands.
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  • Your post was nearly incoherent. When you read it, does it make sense to you?

    Anyway, I'm guessing you're saying you had lotion on your hands, and when you gave your SO a blowjob you could taste it? Next time wash your hands. Walla. You could also try a flavored lube.

  • I also believe they make like designer lotions that are "tasty."  I think there is a Jessica Simpson line called Dessert Treats or something like it: 

    http://www.viewpoints.com/Jessica-Simpson-Dessert-Treats-Deliciously-Kissable-Body-Frosting-review-b86c

     Or, you know.  You could just wash your hands.

    (PS...I'm a lurker but had to share!) 

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    Flavored Lube all the way. Lotion is probably not the best to use and then ingest. See links below:

    Flavored Lubes from Adam & Eve

    If you are not exclusive with your partner, they make flavored condoms.

    Flavored Condoms

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  • If a blowjob for your SO is that sudden, keep some baby wipes near the bed to get the lotion off your hands. Or, just  say "Hang on a sec," and GO WASH YOUR HANDS!
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  • 1. Wash your hands.

    or 2. Put lotion on after giving your SO a blow job.

      

  • so what as your putting lotion on your h is like "let's go!"?  I'm kinda confused. How often do you put lotion on and before it soaks in you're deciding "hey giving my H a bj right now would be fantastic"? If you're feeling horny after your shower either wait to put on the lotion or put it on and wait the one minute it takes to soak in.  And if you need lube use edible lube and not lotion...voila!
  • imageLil'BlackDress:
    so what as your putting lotion on your h is like "let's go!"?  I'm kinda confused. How often do you put lotion on and before it soaks in you're deciding "hey giving my H a bj right now would be fantastic"? If you're feeling horny after your shower either wait to put on the lotion or put it on and wait the one minute it takes to soak in.  And if you need lube use edible lube and not lotion...voila!

    LOL...no kidding.  I've never given a BJ that suddenly that I was completely unprepared  I have to put my hair back in a ponytail before I do that anyway, so it's never "OMG I have to blow you right now but now I have hair in my mouth because I didn't pull my hair back, what should I do?".

  • imageMartiniChick01:

    imageLil'BlackDress:
    so what as your putting lotion on your h is like "let's go!"?  I'm kinda confused. How often do you put lotion on and before it soaks in you're deciding "hey giving my H a bj right now would be fantastic"? If you're feeling horny after your shower either wait to put on the lotion or put it on and wait the one minute it takes to soak in.  And if you need lube use edible lube and not lotion...voila!

    LOL...no kidding.  I've never given a BJ that suddenly that I was completely unprepared  I have to put my hair back in a ponytail before I do that anyway, so it's never "OMG I have to blow you right now but now I have hair in my mouth because I didn't pull my hair back, what should I do?".

    I can just picture my H's face if I went straight for the bj, no warning and white lotion still visibly unabsorbed all over my body and hands...I think he'd be so confused as to what the heck I'm doing he'd still be soft by the time I start choking on my own hand lotion.

  • imageLil'BlackDress:
    imageMartiniChick01:

    imageLil'BlackDress:
    so what as your putting lotion on your h is like "let's go!"?  I'm kinda confused. How often do you put lotion on and before it soaks in you're deciding "hey giving my H a bj right now would be fantastic"? If you're feeling horny after your shower either wait to put on the lotion or put it on and wait the one minute it takes to soak in.  And if you need lube use edible lube and not lotion...voila!

    LOL...no kidding.  I've never given a BJ that suddenly that I was completely unprepared  I have to put my hair back in a ponytail before I do that anyway, so it's never "OMG I have to blow you right now but now I have hair in my mouth because I didn't pull my hair back, what should I do?".

    I can just picture my H's face if I went straight for the bj, no warning and white lotion still visibly unabsorbed all over my body and hands...I think he'd be so confused as to what the heck I'm doing he'd still be soft by the time I start choking on my own hand lotion.

    Every single one of these scenarios made me laugh out loud! Now I'm picturing myself frantically trying to give Fianc? a blow job without warning. I think he'd be frightened seeing me make a sudden dive between his legs... XD

  • I love how the outcome of this was that she stopped using body lotion completely.

     

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  • Lube.   Really.... Lube. Or if you feel the need to go for it prior to it soaking in. Which really shouldn't take that long then maybe you should wait to moisturize until after. 

     

  • OMG, this is one of the funniest threads I have ever read on the nest.

    Exactly, I have to just wonder HOW MANY times this happened that she decided she just couldn't use body lotion anymore.

  • I... Don't... Uh... WTF?

    This should not be so difficult that the only alternative is to stop using lotion.  Either wash your hands or wait until after you go down on your husband to put lotion on.   Or just let the lotion sink in first.

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  • I'm confused about why people keep suggesting lube..? She's not looking for a way to slick up the blowjob, she's trying to moisturize.
  • imageBuffy814:
    I'm confused about why people keep suggesting lube..? She's not looking for a way to slick up the blowjob, she's trying to moisturize.

    I was thinking the same exact thing!  I wouldn't just use lube on my hands instead of lotion... I kept picturing people rubbing copious amounts of KY in their hands like lotion.

  • holy Crap you girls are Hysterical.....

    yes I agree to the washing of hands. Maybe the bigger picture here is that her SO gets really arounsed watching her put lotion on and then.....Surprise BJ alert!!! I have no idea, poor girls is now walking around with dry skin!. Just have him wait a minute and wash your hands he will still be ready for you when you get back.

  • imageMartiniChick01:

    Don't put lotion on just prior to giving a BJ? 

    I usually put lotion on after my shower.  I don't usually give BJs right after my shower.  Therefore, I don't have the problem of eating body lotion while giving a BJ.  Make sense?

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  • Oh my! Thank you all for the late night laughs...

     

    I've had the problem of "oh crap I just made you taste like lotion" but it's usually followed by laughter and "your bj just got downgraded to an hj, better luck next time!" It happens, just let it absorb before you do it again.  

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