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Happy Birthday to Cali's cavernous vag

For less then ten cents a day, you can feed a hungry child.
Re: Happy Birthday to Cali's cavernous vag
Yes! Happy Birthday, Lady! What are you doing to celebrate the special day?
2/20/2011
Audrey FTW!
I'm 33, betches! Somebody get me a tube of bengay and a rascal!
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
33?! Why, you're almost a grandma!
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
Happy Birthday! Have fun with your guests!
"As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
Whatever you say, Frankenfoot.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
you have no idea. it now oozes too.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
We'll see in a few hours.
If you are looking for us I guess like for the bloody stump.
The hair grows in thick where the horn used to be.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
2013 Calendars and More!
This has just become my greatest birthday ever.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
"The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab
Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman
"The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab
Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman
It's all up to Winger! I'm totally go with the flow, man.
Oh, and PDXdria -- HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Fanks! I'm free all day except I am bringing Sean to my cousin's house at 4. She is babysitting while Dan and I go out for anniversary dinner.
Tomorrow might be a good day for OMSI, less crowded than a weekend day?
Winger, you need anything? I have an extra pack and play if you don't want to cart yours with you.
The hair grows in thick where the horn used to be.
Ryker is going to sleep in the nightstand next to the guest bed.
I have a PnP for her, so we're good.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton