Caribbean Nesties
The hair grows in thick where the horn used to be.
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Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Dan's stepmom
This is her, in a nutshell:
R******** G***** sent you a message on Facebook...
Subject: Happy Anniversary
My Mom's in the hospital..it doesnt look good she is getting blood and her bowels have stopped moving they are not sure why..I think she got the flu I got two weeks ago and on top of being so debilitated anyway it was the straw. xo
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Happy Anniversary indeed!
The hair grows in thick where the horn used to be.
Re: Dan's stepmom
Wait, where are the good wishes? is it the xo? The mention of non-moving bowels?
Also, sorry about your step grandmother in law.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
It sounds like her mom may be about to die. I'd give her a break.
I get that the point is she's like this with everything, but unless she is grossly exaggerating, I can't blame her for being sad.
"As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
I'd agree with you, Fenton, if we didn't get a similar email/fb message every week (and of course we respond with phone calls, sympathy, etc).
The only thing that makes this one any different is the subject line. That's supposed to be the funny part.
The hair grows in thick where the horn used to be.
It would have been better if she'd had the subject line as "hi" and then tacked on a ps- Happy anniversary.
Oh, yeah -- happy anniversary btw.
"The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab
Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman